When you travel, you meet lots of people. The nice ones you remember, the weird ones you never forget, the one-off oddballs who just don't fit into any regular Travel Remembrance Category, and of course... the kind *cough* ones who bring you back down to Earth to remind you why traveling isn't exactly everyone's cup of tea.
*in mock surprise* Oh, look at that!
That last one sounds so much more interesting
than the others I mentioned before them.
Let's talk about those people today, shall we?
That last one sounds so much more interesting
than the others I mentioned before them.
Let's talk about those people today, shall we?
I'm in a bus (again), making my way back to the heavenly place where family resides (again). And I have to say... I'm happy to be headed that'a way. But if I was to really come clean and be honest with everything, I'd tell you that I can't help but be a grouch and complain in misery right now.
Why?
Because lousy me just had to go choose seat 3D for the ride. Ahh, yes. 3D, the seat of all seats. But guess what? My brilliant choice had me sitting next to Mr I-haven't-had-a-bath-in-32-years. Perfect? NOT.
Listen to me for I speak the truth
Ugh. Talk about bad choices.
Of all the rotten luck. Bleh.
Of all the rotten luck. Bleh.
People with odours of any kind should be prohibited from utilising any form of public transportation services until they have officially been stamped "De-bau-ed" by the authorities. Otherwise, they can walk their way back to wherever it is they wanna go for all I care (which, if you must know, I don't). At least it stops them from killing the rest of us sweet-smelling / smell-free folk with their stink and making us want to stuff tennis balls up our noses and deep into our nostrils. Or better yet... rip our noses right off and permanently disable our highly-sensitised, acute sense of smell. Quick and painless – that's how it's done, guys. Quick and painless for very instant results.
*blink blink*
Gosh! What am I saying?
Gosh! What am I saying?
Ban the busuk, I say. Just ban the busuk.
Ugh. I think I need a gag bag.
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NOTE: Post written three hours prior to publishing.
Ugh. I think I need a gag bag.
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NOTE: Post written three hours prior to publishing.
4 comments :
The dude probably sat next to you because you smell nice, needed to conceal his bau.
Next time bring a bottle of Febreeze with you. When he sleeping, spray him with it. If he wakes up, just pretend don't know.
Haha. Eeyer. So sick lah you. Haha. But then hor, no use just spraying him wan. I need to target certain places (i.e. his underarms, etc...). Not easy leh. Need kanghu. =p
Based on the way you speak, I'm assuming you're Malaysian. Where from?
olang PJ punya
Cools.
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