Randomousities

I'm here, sitting in the car, with my legs stretched across the backseat. My back is uncomfortably propped up against the left car door and the safety belt buckle closet to me is heartily jamming itself into my right butt cheek. They both hurt. My back and my butt cheek, of course; not the door nor the belt buckle. (Just thought I should clarify that.) Unfortunately for them both (still referring to my back and butt cheek), I'm too lazy, drowsy and sleepy to move anything more than my eyelids or my fingertips.