becoz u gone past the bedtime and no one slapped u to make u go to bed. By noon, if ya still up, u'll start slurring your speech as if ya drunk, coz technically u are.
Dear Pam Song, I am interested to hire a guard to watch my house at night, I think you have whatever it takes for this role. No experience is required for this role as training is provided.
I am sorry to inform you that Pam Song is currently unavailable for this service. It is unfortunate but her nights are already booked decades in advance. Please try again in the year 2053.
For further clarification on our inability to serve you, do not hesitate to call us at 1-800-NOGUARD or email no@guardsforhire.com
ATTN: Jeffro – Hahaha. Ya lor. That time I was just taking a short break between work. Haha. What I'm working on? Lines lor. Copy lor. Words lor. Haha.
=.=" i dun simply bluff bluff ok.. coz im not a bluffer.. lol
I understand coz it's exactly the same thing when i have to rush my assignments.. (trust me it's the same thing) why? if tak dapat hantar on time, it's D.E.A.D.L.I.N.E for us...
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becoz u gone past the bedtime and no one slapped u to make u go to bed. By noon, if ya still up, u'll start slurring your speech as if ya drunk, coz technically u are.
ATTN: Chris
– Ooo, I haven't been drunk before!
Dear Pam Song,
I am interested to hire a guard to watch my house at night, I think you have whatever it takes for this role. No experience is required for this role as training is provided.
Do drop me a line if you are interested.
Kind regards,
cw
LOL
ATTN: Mr Chee Wei
SUBJECT: Re: Guard For Hire
Dear Mr Chee Wei,
I am sorry to inform you that Pam Song is currently unavailable for this service. It is unfortunate but her nights are already booked decades in advance. Please try again in the year 2053.
For further clarification on our inability to serve you, do not hesitate to call us at 1-800-NOGUARD or email no@guardsforhire.com
Thank you for your enquiry.
This explains why the email i received from u was with time stamp 3.30am.. This makes me wonder what in the world are you working on...
ATTN: Jeffro
– Hahaha. Ya lor. That time I was just taking a short break between work. Haha. What I'm working on? Lines lor. Copy lor. Words lor. Haha.
I know y ur not tired coz ur Pam Song aka SUPERWOMAN / WONDERWOMAN !!!
this song comes to mind (she works hard for the money - donna summer)
ATTN: B@n@n@-Milk
– Haha. If only that were true. =p
ATTN: notenotingnoted
– Hahahahahaha. But but... not a lot of money worrr. =(
@ banana-milk: even if Pam is a superwoman.. she's still a woman.. and a woman needs her beauty sleep.. NOW PACK AND SLEEP!
ATTN: Jeffro
– Beauty sleep? What's that? Hahahaha.
I can't lah! I need to finish this or I'm screwed by the time Monday hits. Haha.
O_O... awwwhh *pats on the shoulder* i understand how that feels..
ATTN: Jeffro
– HOW??? HOW YOU UNDERSTAND? HOWWWWW???
Jeffro bluffs me. Only say nice things, no substance. ='(
=.=" i dun simply bluff bluff ok.. coz im not a bluffer.. lol
I understand coz it's exactly the same thing when i have to rush my assignments.. (trust me it's the same thing) why? if tak dapat hantar on time, it's D.E.A.D.L.I.N.E for us...
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