Why do men always, always fall into one of the following categories??
I mean, cummon lah. It's frustrating to know that if men are exciting, interesting and single, they're usually as corrupted as my very-dead, lost-by-now, 2005, 60GB HDD. (Think: Bad Boy Ben.) On the other hand, if they're single and uncorrupted, they're usually as dull and boring as hospital food. (Think: Dull Dillon.) And if they're neither (read: relatively interesting and relatively uncorrupted – I mean, who's 100% interesting and a guaranteed 100% uncorrupted nowadays, anyways?), they're always attached. (That's Taken Timmy for you.)
A) ...for Attached
B) ...for Boring
C) ...for Corrupt
I mean, cummon lah. It's frustrating to know that if men are exciting, interesting and single, they're usually as corrupted as my very-dead, lost-by-now, 2005, 60GB HDD. (Think: Bad Boy Ben.) On the other hand, if they're single and uncorrupted, they're usually as dull and boring as hospital food. (Think: Dull Dillon.) And if they're neither (read: relatively interesting and relatively uncorrupted – I mean, who's 100% interesting and a guaranteed 100% uncorrupted nowadays, anyways?), they're always attached. (That's Taken Timmy for you.)
Sigh.
Shit liao lah.
Shit liao lah.
17 comments :
They're taken or they'r gay. *_*
the BBB has no relation to me right?
they're gay is not the problem, it's more like they're MARRIED with KIDS. hmph.
1) Define: Dull & Boring.
2) Define: Exciting & Interesting.
3) What is the concept of corrupt in this post?
Me is neither taken nor gay. But career comes first, at least for another 2-3 years. And there is the question of quality and quantity, i.e. limited availability of suitors, not conforming to peer pressure of tackling any bird that comes along.
i'm not taken. *wink*
I'm single.. I have no avenue to be corrupt.. therefore.. er.. I'm corrupt! Yes! Anything but B.. B.. Bo..
I blame sick people! They're the reason why I'm.. B.. B. Bo... *AAArgh!*
yeah yeah.. it's all our fault that u don't get the man of ur dreams =.= haihzz...
ATTN: - nithya -
– OMG, SO TRUEEE!!! Roar!
ATTN: ben
– Haha. No, he has nothing to do with you. Don't perasan. =p And about the married with kids bit... well, you're just jealous you ain't the one carryin' the kids, makin' the bed, and feeding strawberries with cream to the married-with-kids ones. Heh.
ATTN: Chris
– Wah! So mafan lah you! Hahahaha.
Hmmm. Dull and boring would be people who fail to pique (or keep) a woman's interest lor. They're just... there. Bland. Tasteless. Without flavour. You see them, but you don't wanna sink your teeth into them. Kinda sorta.
Exciting and interesting would be guys who somehow keep surprises coming. Guys who always keep you on your toes without throwing you off your feet in a bad way. Guys who somehow pull you in and make you want to know more about them. About what you could have with them. Kinda sorta.
Corrupt would be those who fall into any one of these categories:
1) Men who swear, cuss and curse.
2) Smokers.
3) Alcoholics.
4) Cheats.
5) ...I'm sure there's more but my brain isn't exactly working very well, atm. =p
Hmmm. Focusing on your career. That's good for a man, I suppose.
ATTN: sheon
– Haha. You don't say!
ATTN: BenYong
– HAHAHAHA. You've lost it, Benji. Haha. I blame med school. =p
p/s: WHEN ARE THOSE POLKA DOTS APPEARING IN MALAYSIA!? Get yer groove on, will ya???
ATTN: RealGunners
– TAU PUN!
*grin*
woah... So which category I fall in la.. If not A) not B) and not C) then how lah? O_O
goodness i've got to subscribe to ur blog now :P
ATTN: Jeffro
– Haha. G for Gay, maybe? =p
ATTN: §pinzer
– Awww, welcome home, dear prodigal son. *grin*
because
A) you are one step behind?
B) there are unhidden talents yet to be explored
C) all men are corrupt in a way or other..
:P
ATTN: yapthomas said...
– "All men are corrupt in a way or other..
Ahh, finally you admit. =p
p/s: I'm going to choose to ignore A and B. Hmmph! *stab stab stab*
O_O not E for Excellent meh? G for Gorgeous.. not gay la.. c'mon la..
ATTN: Jeffro
– P for Psycho. Haha. We could just go on and on with this, wei. Haha.
what the.. definitely not referring to me.. *points at chris after that* *grins*
ATTN: Jeffro
As the bogus Dr Phil would say,
Jeff, the first step to addressing a problem is to acknowledge and admit it.
Now, Tinki made that P reference on ya and u should duly and justifiably come to terms wif it, accept that label and stop hiding in the closet.
You can start by writing defaming remarks in your blog. Hopefully ISA will detect that and put u away for good. Good Luck!
ATTN: Jeffro & Chris
– Haha. I'm definitely interested to see what Jeffro has to say to defend himself after that. =p WAKAKAKA.
Good one, Chris! =p
Jeffro, YOUR TURN!
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