Mr Just Right

Tinki Talks holds its first auction today.

What's up for grabs?

Well, none other than Mr Just Right.

Yes, ladies. Clap away. Your beady eyes don't deceive you this time. No, siree. Bring out your little coin pouches and rummage through your drawers for that hidden stash for it's time to splurge on pure male meat. Believe me, the returns of this one are a hell of a lot more worth your time than what comes your way this Merdeka Sale Carnival, I can promise you that.

You ready? Here goes.

He ain't too tall and he sure hasn't reached the six-foot mark just yet, but I wouldn't exactly call him short. He's just right. He's young enough to still love the thrill of adventure but old enough to have safely passed IHaveBrains Beta and is on his way to Maturity 2.0. He's just right. He's oh-so-smart but he sure ain't what I'd call a nerd or classify as Geek either so that's one worry you can safely flush down the poo bin. He's just right. He's a Christian, but he's no Mr Holier Than Thou (and we all know what a "blessing" that can turn out to be, right?). He's just right. He's sporty and highly athletic with muscles to spare but he's nowhere near becoming Michelin Man's second cousin. He's just right. He's nice and tanned, and sun-kissed to the bone, but you wouldn't need a flashlight to find him in the dark. He's just right. He's a good boy with a good heart but he's definitely no goody two shoes. He's just right. He loves to annoy and he's got a cheeky streak for sure, but deep down, he's no Nasty Joe. He's just right. He's quiet at times and he puts on a shy front with the not-so-close; but, no, I wouldn't consider him a Boring Ben. He's just right. He's Chinese educated with a good tongue for the English Language so worry not, he's all yellow on the inside but nicely sprinkled with icing sugar on the outside. He's just right.


All in all, he's a good breed with a good balance of brain and brawn mashed together then roasted to golden perfection with a great personality. Mm mmm. Yum-mmyyy! (Okay, now that felt really sick considering our age difference and my "relationship" – for lack of a better, slightly more appropriate word – with Mr Just Right.)

I know, I know. I'm so breaking The Code with this pic.
Just this once, alright? And only cos it's sooo worth it. =p

See? He's just right.

Prime male meat right here, girls.

Start your bids. RM10, anybody?