Hee hee.
Being at the wrong place (plastered on an electric gate) at the wrong time (when the gate is closing), is a surefire death wish. It's practically foolproof! Haha. Literally. It takes a damned fool to get killed this way.
*blink blink*
Uh, ...unless you're Mr Lizard here, of course.
Heh.
Uh, ...unless you're Mr Lizard here, of course.
Heh.
Moral of today's post:
Stay away from electric gates.
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DISCLAIMER: No lizards were harmed in the creation of this post.
Mr Lizard was already dead upon the author's arrival on the scene.
Stay away from electric gates.
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DISCLAIMER: No lizards were harmed in the creation of this post.
Mr Lizard was already dead upon the author's arrival on the scene.
13 comments :
Oh, I just learn so much from your blog Pam dear.
Haha. That's nice to know. That's what we (yes, there are two of us) try to do here as much as we can. Learn, young one. Enrich your mind. And remember... always stay away from electric gates. =)
Jo-no,
Young one, do not listen to Evil Pam. She teaches nothing but the vilest of trades.
She is the harbinger of all things dark and nefarious.
That path, of which she has chosen, leads to nothing but sorrow and fear.
And of course, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to the Dark Side.
Daddy and mummy had a fight again ? haha!
ATTN: Leon
– Awww, don't be bitter cos you've less of a learned following in your blog. From one blogger to another, I tell you, it's because of the nature of your posts. Perhaps if you were a little less anti-women or a little more understanding, you'd find hits increasing in number. =)
And talking about the Dark Side. Hey! You're the friggin' Emperor of the Dark Side okay. You're practically the creator of darkness. Heh. Unlike li'l ol' me. My land's all sunshine and roses. =)
And wei, don't you ever sleep?
ATTN: Jono
– You sure you want him for a daddy? Bad choice, dear boy. Bad choice.
Pam,
I've never had much of a following in my blog since the start of the blogging heydays.
That's not as much on the topic, as it is on the fact that I don't spend as much time like jo-no or you on your blog, with the photos or detailed researches n stuff.
Anyway, I blog for the fun of it, just to pass time.
I'm not anti-women. If you have a chance to ask any of my close associates, you would find, to your pleasant surprise, that i'm the probably least chauvinistic buggers around.
I find men being whacked left, right and centre all over the world. Men are unfaithful. Men are insensitive. Men are EVIL.
*sigh*
I am rooting for equality (yes, please be FAIR to us), not male domination. Issit too much to ask for?
*sigh*
Leon,
Haha. Okay okay. Point taken. I shall try not to fire you left, right and center. I'll TRY.
Haha. It may be to your surprise, but I blog for fun, too. I also blog to think. I blog to process my thoughts. Sure, I may be a little more intense while posting. But that's it. To me, that's fun. =)
Okay, perhaps it's some of the things you say that make you seem more chauvinistic than some guys I know. Haha. But I think it's fair to say it's cos I don't know you.
Haha. But but but. I know my fair share of great guys. Perfect gentlemen. And with them, I extend equality. It's odd that a man should ASK and FIGHT for equality though. Haha. It's usually us, women, who have to do that in order to be seen as equals. You can't blame me for being defensive because of the way many look down on us.
Pam,
I'm glad you see my point. You read me pretty well, from your latest comments on "Mr Lo-man-tik, Simply Fan-tas-tik", and that rare (even if it's cheek in tongue), brief sort of compliment means much more to me than readership on my blog :)
Anyway, I figured you do know that I intentionally put on another mask in most of my postings. I can't finger exactly my objectives, to be honest, but mainly it is to draw attention away from myself, and to focus on the rest of the poor guys out there.
I guess I'm also trying to show that while there are true jerks like me (or at least my alter ego), there are also great, perfect gentlemen out there.
You would be surprised at how much I heard of guys being stereotyped, and it pains me so.
And we don't look down on women. Personally, I just think we are different, more well suited for different roles in the society. Now, different, but not inferior. Never.
And my mom, probably the greatest women that ever lived, is a woman too, less you forget.
So I thank you again. If I may have one request, then it is for you to blog about one of the perfect gentleman you mentioned.
Yeah. By now I see it. That personality you put on that screams, "I'M A JERK!" is clear as day. You're nicer when you're not wearing that mask, though. But then again, all of us wear masks online, don't we? I'm not who I really am all the time either. Heck, there's TWO of me here. Heh.
Well, I believe that there are many great guys out there. I've had the chance at friendship with more than my fair share of them. Perfect gentlemen whom I'd gladly introduce my friends to. So, don't worry. I know that men can be nice. And I know that many of them are. It's just that it's easier to comment on the faults of men than on average Mr Nice Guys. See? It's like a white paper with a red dot. However small that dot, your eyes are drawn to it. Likewise when I comment on guys.
Haha. Write about perfect gentleman? Haha. How bout you read what I have ALREADY written here and here. There are more but I can't find them in my archives as yet. Will update when I do.
See? I like guys, too!
Ever the cynic, even when you try to blog about nice guys, there's always this pain in the ass closer at the end.
*sigh* What am I do to with you?
Where got oh? No pain in the ass anywhere in those posts also! Those posts happen to be from the heart, okayyy.
*sniffle*
Oh quit the croc tears.
I know a cynic when i see one. I know a cynical feminist even better. I can smell them a billion miles away.
CYNIC CYNIC CYNIC.
Hey! Says who?
I believe that there is good in all men. I believe that people are motivated by deep desires to be the best they can be. I believe that self-interest is perpetuated by our environment. I believe that what everybody really wants to do is go into Vietnam and feed the hungry children because the pictures we see on National Geographic tug at our hearts so.
Maybe Leon's the cynic.
CYNIC!
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