It doesn't take a lot.
See? Women are soooo easy to please.
We don't need poetry, we don't need songs and we don't need novels to our name. (Note: I said we don't need. We just wish we could have all that, that's all. Heh.) Our men don't even need to be supremely verbally or artistically gifted when it comes to these things, really. No need for flowery words, fancy text, glitter glue and coloured paper. We're not as demanding as you think we are. As you can see, we understand Peter-and-Jane talk perfectly! It's even possible to get an "awww" out of your woman. Just like that!
Pleasing your lady isn't that complicated a procedure, guys. Our conditions are simple – as long as it comes straight from the heart (sincerity) and you're saying it with all you've got (effort). Easy.
Quite the lemon-squeezy, no?
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ohhh ... itunya being lomantik is it hehehehe
Aww...way to go Mr K.K.Y.!!!
I think there are many things that can be romantic and all that but something simple and unexpected like this tops the list.
Cheers!
Oops, I mean Mr K.K.S.....
Aww...way to go Mr K.K.S.!!!
I think there are many things that can be romantic and all that but something simple and unexpected like this tops the list.
Cheers!
ATTN: Zecount
– Ya la. See? So simple. And it makes us girls so very happy. Aih. You all la, think so far far and make us sound all demanding.
ATTN: Nisha
– Haha. Ingatkan since when I had a K.K.Y. man! Haha. Yes yes. I'm clapping along with you.
Cheers!
So women are so simple and elementary that you can sum up how to treat women in general? Nah, Pam, there are sophisticates out there didnt you know ? Such a post would only give them the chills. haha ^.^
So, this is the Train Jantan Operasi lesson one? Haha. Well done, well done. Keep it coming.
jacob,
Can't wait for the whip eh?
Sadist.
*sigh*
You know, the saddest thing about this fight for equality and against feminism?
Betrayal of the highest order.
Betrayed by my own fellow men. The very men I spilled my blood for. The very brothers I protect.
*sigh*
ATTN: Jono
– YOU're being too simple. This is but ONE way to win over your lady's heart. It was meant as an example of the penny-free ways you may choose to "be nice" to her. The point being that it doesn't cost much. The world is bigger than this, my friend. Don't focus on the minors. Time to look at things from another perspective. Plus it's obvious you weren't paying attention. You missed my "Note".
ATTN: Jacob Y.
– Haha. Yes yes. This is but the beginning. Haha. I shall keep it coming. Terima kasih kerana memberi support.
ATTN: Leon
– Jacob a sadist? Well, you're the sad one. Heh. No connection, I know. But I thought it was cool. Heh.
YOU spilled blood? Whoever for!? Goodness! You think you're a member of the 300 ah? Haha.
Leon, I think you are the sad case instead. You shud unlearn your ways of viewing all the ladies. I wonder how you define manhood. Instead, real guy felt secure from the inside.
P/S: Haha. You're welcome. I like that guy too (who have a beautiful girlfriend) :)
ATTN: jacob. y (why is that period at the wrong place?!)
– Preach it, brudder! Show him that it isn't betrayal to your men friends. It's just being willing to adopt the possibility of there being another point of view... and being okay with that.
p/s: Haha. Rock on.
All,
How, am I supposed to change my ways?
At the age of 5, I was severely and PHYSICALLY hurt by a gurl. I can't remember much, but I know she was 8 years old, twice my size, and tried to steal my food.
At Kindie school, our teachers taught us that all gurls are nice and all boys are naughty and BADDddd.
At primary school, the gurls are always beating the crap out of us in everything - tests, sports and well, everything else.
In high school, as proven by science, gurls usually outscore boys. It's the same with us. And they started becoming feminist around that age too.
So i've had a bad childhood full of intimidation and bullying by girls.
I think its just about time to fight back for our basic rights, our equality and our honor.
*grins*
Now I know, I know you all are angry. Fine and fair. Be angry. Nothing compares to a lifetime of abuse though.
Oh, and by the way, if you guys take everything I said with a pinch of salt, you will see the lighter side and the satirical humor to my comments. I take pot shots at everyone, but most of all at myself. So chill.
*grins*
Oh, worry not, dark mind. It's not you that we seek to change. Haha. It's the "others".
Uh, and what's with the diary of events, man? A bit of an overshare, don't you think? I don't know about the others but it makes me real uncomfortable. Tinki Talks is MY diary of events okayyy. Put yours on onlineblasphemy (which, by the way, you haven't updated with a bowing picture of you and your gf).
Now, go do that, okay? We'll be keeping our eyes peeled.
And worry not. We're not angry. At Tinki Talks the posts are humour-based most of the time anyways. You have underestimated us greatly. Our joke book is thick and our understanding of satire and ridicule deep. Do try to keep up, okay?
*grin*
Oh, and I eat more salt than you do. Uh, and that's not talking figuratively. Heh.
Leon, I'm sorry to hear what you've been thru. Anyway, ur up-bringing wasn't that bad actually. And it is not good that we "repay" or fight back from the bad experience we had from some particular "bad" ppl from the past to anyone we meet in the present. They did nothing wrong. They are different ppl.
We all can change. It just a choice. I know that life can feel so much better if we learn to let go rather than holding on something others dont even bother why we're grief about. If not, we are the losser actually.
Hope you get my point.
Tada! And with that Counselor Jacob. Y meets TheOtherLeon. Clap clap.
Pam,
Worry not. I don't think you really believed those stories anyway.
I'm sorry for the lack of updates on my blog. As i said, I do it only when I'm free. As far as I know, replying your more interesting blog is a much better way to spend my time :)
Anyway, I have been extremely, extremely busy. Was in Penang a few days ago, just got back from Singapore yesterday.
So apologise.
Jacob,
Dude, you seriously NEED to chill. There was lots of satire in my "childhood experience". I need no counseling man.
I think I have a perfect life at the moment, and I am scarred by nothing, well, except that Primary 5 teacher who abused us sexually.
Thanks for the effort, though :)
Chill, mates.
ATTN: Leon
– "At Kindie school, our teachers taught us that all gurls are nice and all boys are naughty and BADDddd."
Pfft. Of COURSE I didn't believe a word you said. MY teachers told me that all boys are EEEEVVVIIILLLL.
*snicker*
Oh, I don't care for your posts. I just want that picture of you bowing to your gf. That's all I ask. Haha. Come on. DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! Stop creating havoc on my blog and JUST DO IT!
Ahhh, you paid the Land of Sandy Beaches and Pretty Sunsets a visit eh? (Penang. NOT Singapore.)
Haha. Both you and Jacob need to take a chill pill. Oh, and I think that sexual abuse you were talking about was in Primary 1. The effects last longer and the scars cut deeper at that age. By Primary 5, you probably would be lovin' every minute of it. Heh. ESPECIALLY YOU.
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