Thursday, July 02, 2009

They No Lup Me No More

Semalam, dengan penuh drama Hindustani (I blame PMS), I asked my dad for help in halau-ing the birds that have taken up residence in the tree right outside my house. This SMS came as my mom's reply after I told her to get my dad to read that said post:


"Haiyo! You and birds. You have to get
other heroes who are closer at hand."

T_T

Why they no lup me no mooorrreeeee???
Make me feel so many hurted. So many pain. ='(

15 comments :

ChickLit said...

*Fires up the Batmobile.*

Pam Song said...

ATTN: ChickLit
– Haha. Don't drive into a tree now.

Melsong said...

We lup you veree veree much.

Come back and we yang yang you plenty ok?

You can buy water pistol and shoot the birdies out of the tree. Disturb their rest a few nights and they'll move.

Maybe not. You shoot, they fly like crazy, you pula scream and run all over like crazy. Wake up the whole neighbourhood.

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Melsong
– You bluffs! T_T

And the water pistol idea tak boleh pakai lah. Really lor. If they start flying like crazy, I'll just die on the spot and by morning they'd have pecked my eyeballs out. T_T

Storyteller said...

here's an idea. park in a different location. birds nice wat. sing song wake you up ...

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Storyteller
– But that's the most convenient location! Plus, it's right outside my house! And birds suck lah. Sing song give me heart attack.

Melsong said...

I don't bluff. Just practising tough love.

Maybe you can try insecticide. Spray the branches. Won't kill the tree but could possibly drive the birds away.

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Melsong
– HAHAHA. I'd then totally get insecticide on my hair and into my face!

test said...

Maybe u could burn the tree down with fire or place some scarecrow or place yourself and start to scream each time a bird is near XD

Melsong said...

Use ladder! Use ladder!

And in the day time while they are not around. Sabotage them!

Dillon said...

Your mom really has a good sense of humour. haha.

luxen said...

you could just buy some pop-pop and trow a few at them.

Then again, if its a nest, think of all the cute poor young birdies. Broken home lor

Leonard said...

If i know where, they sure gone already ;)

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Spectre
– The scarecrow idea is just freaky okayyy.


ATTN: Melsong
– No ladder lah!


ATTN: Dillon
– Haha. Yeah, she does. My dad and I have trained her well. =p


ATTN: luxen
– Broken home also biar pi already lah! My life come first!


ATTN: Leonard
– Haha. Because... you eat birds? Because... you kill birds for fun? Haha.

Leonard said...

"Yu kap" (cantonese) yum yum. they'll smell me from a mile away and fly off ....haha

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