Persaingan Sengit!

Remember that free F&N party-with-friends thingy I wanted to win? Well, now I stress. Persaingan to win is like so the very sengit lorrrr!!! ROAR! You see this fella! → *click* SO KIASUUU! And he’s not even from Penang, wei. Me, Penang kia sure cannot lose to him. AI PIA KA EH EIA LAH ZHI PAI!!! (That’s Hokkien for “Need to strive then only can win lah this time!!!”)

This is the game.

I need a game plan.
I need a strategy.

Cannot play play already. Need to work out a super power modus operandi in order to win this thing lah. Haih. Kiasu-ism is, as of now, the order for the day.


So, dear readers of Tinki Talks, I hereby present you my Win-A-Fully-Sponsored-Personally-Selected-Themed-2009-Birthday-Party-For-25-Friends-And-I grand plan. (Whoa. That turned out to be a real mouthful! Haha.)


1. Drink more F&N. (I need the sugar anyways.)

F&N Fun Flavours – so colourful!

2. Get my friends to drink more F&N and do my best to ensure that they DON’T THROW THE CANS AWAY ALONG WITH THE TABS. (Yes, Tim Tams, you know who I’m talking about, don’t you? >[)

Who says fathers get to escape the coercion? *grin* I didn’t

graduate with a major in Persuasive Comm for nothing. =p

3. Love the peeps I know who drink F&N and suck up to them kau kau so that they will gimmie their can tabs.

It is vital that those can tabs come with the F&N branding.

4. Hang around F&N can drink dispensers 24/7. (My office has one. And since I’m at the office so much of the time, I think this will turn out to be my most feasible MO.)

The dispenser I'm planning to sleep next to tonight.

So, yeah. That’s that.

I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win,
I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win,
I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win,
I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win,
I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win,
I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win,
I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win… I! Hope! I! Win!

ARGH!!! CUMMON, YOU F&N PEOPLE!

I have a medical condition that requires that I consume a lot of sugar. Doctor’s orders. So, where better to get massive doses of sugar than from carbonated drinks??? I WILL TURN OUT TO BE ONE OF YOUR MOST LOYAL END CONSUMERS! Lemmie win and I will drink soft drinks from no other manufacturer but you for the rest of my life. Deal or not??? ROARRRR!!!

*blink blink*

You know, I think I just hit a new low with the
the begging and the pathetic barter-trade offers. -_-

It’s time to change topic.

Have I told you about the first entry form I sent out over lunch earlier this week??? Not yet right??? (Terror or not? So smooth, right, my skill in changing topic? *grin*) Well, that’s what I did lor. I sent it out with lots of pecks and prayers. Haha. Even had my fingers crossed and eyes closed when I slipped it into the mailbox. =p

Me mailing the entry form.

Doing all I can to boost my chances at winning.

Stop judging me!

I need to do all I can in order to win lah!
CAN TRY TO UNDERSTAND A BIT OR NOT???

If anything, I’m doing this
for 25 of YOU also okayyy.

*grumble grumble grumble*

You’d better be rooting for my win.

Oh, and if any of you got connections to the peeps in F&N, HELP ME OUT, ok? Put in a good word, buy them donuts and coffee (I’ll pay you back lah, kiam siap! Just make sure you buy cheapo Maxim donut enough, ok? No branded J.Co or Big Apple nonsense. I a bit the pokai now.), ASK THEM TO PULL THE RIGHT ENTRY FORM OUT OF THE DRAW BUCKET! I’d be eternally grateful. And you’d get to sit right next to me next year when we’re attending the free, themed birthday party we’ve won. =D