If you think I'm crazy, wait till you meet my mother.
(And FYI, I say that with all the love I have to give.)
(And FYI, I say that with all the love I have to give.)
Mother: (Out of the blue. Very seriously thim.) I think I need a career change.
Pam Song: @_@ Why!?
Mother: Well...
Pam Song: But but but... *confused* WHY!? Being Media Director not fulfilling meh? Then what you wanna do? What you wanna be?
Mother: (Without skipping a beat.) Grandmother.
Pam Song: @_@ WHAT!? -_-'''
Hmmm. Looks like I'm not the only one
who wants some new blood in the family.
Stress.
who wants some new blood in the family.
Stress.
20 comments :
Good choice tho, Aunty. heheh
ATTN: yapthomas
– Walauuuu. Whose side you on now???
i also want a career change.
i want to be a husband!!!!!
ATTN: sheon
– Haha. Thomas is single and available. GO! GO! GO!
HA HA HA ! well the pre~quirement is obvious right!ROFL...... Aunty I support u! XD
Thomas is single and available... thanks for the info there, maybe i go tell Elton John see if he/she (i gave up liao) fancies.
I want marry nice and sweet career woman lar. Any candidates?
Christmas Comic Relief
and the conversation continues...
Mother: And with that I mean, one spawning per year.
Pam Song: (Double) @_@ WHAT!? -_-'''
Mother: Boy can be called Stinki, girl can be called Pinki.
Pam Song: But but but... *excited* WOW!? I am thinking of joining The Bachelorette dating show, I believe fate will greet and meet me with a prince charming from a far far away land. I think when that happens I will change my name to Lady Spamalot (Spam-A-Lot) (a spoof of Sir Lancelot from King Arthur).
Mother: Or I could also enter as a judge in the "So you think you can be my son-in-law" dance/dating my daughter tv show.
Pam Song: THAT'S SETTLED!!
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Merry Christmas, Spam. Off to KK 2nite!
Pam, please find attached my resume for the position: Father of PamSong's Offspring.
I hope you will give my application due consideration. Thank you.
chris damn lame -.-"
haha. your mother is cute luh.
Must I choose side? *_*
Can I choose both? :P
AND.. why am I getting lifted to the table of offerings!! *ggrrr*...
ATTN: Spectre
– Wah! Suddenly you best friends with my mom ah!?
ATTN: sheon
– HAHAHA. Elton John's old and wrinkly lah. Haha. Bad choice. =p
And you want a career woman!? Amazing. I'm surprised. Few men want career women. They're too insecure for her.
ATTN: Chris
– You and your additional lines again! Ke-gatal-an!
But this part: "So you think you can be my son-in-law dance/dating my daughter tv show." was damn funny. Haha.
Have a merry Christmas, Chris!
ATTN: Huai Bin
– HAHAHA. Seems like your application got lost in the mail! Please check back later. Perhaps it'll show up then. =p
ATTN: Yi Ling
– Haha. Yes, he is! And yes, she so is. Haha.
ATTN: yapthomas
– EEEEEEE. Tham sam! And you get lifted to the offering table cos you were the only other comment leaver at the time. Haha. So convenient!
Ooo.. Count me in! I wanna change job too! Ermmm.. I wanna be Kai Kor to the new blood.. wahahahaha
Hmmm.. then that makes you my [insert name]! Oooo.. [insert name]!!!
Hahaha...Aunty rocks! Ringing time up bell liao.....Mwahahahaha =P
i dont want a wife to just wait for me to come home every night. i want a wife who also stamps her mark in the corporate scene by day, and home to share our stories and lives at night and weekends!
Signal to tie the knot. 3 carat diamond ring. 99 stalks of roses. romantic dinner.
ATTN: Jeffro
– Hahaha. Khai kor? Urm... resume pls? HAHA.
And STAB STAB STAB!
ATTN: Adrian Lim
– Haha. My mother kan cheong di. =p
ATTN: sheon
– Whoa. That's exciting... but rare. Not many men can handle that lah, seriously. Especially not if the girl ends up earning more than they do.
ATTN: Simon Seow
– 3 KARAT!? You siao ah? You want my hand to drag on the floor when I walk down the aisle issit??? Haha. 1 karat enough lah. Haha. *grin*
Does this mean that you already got your 1 carat and I'll be getting invitation to your wedding soon? lol
By the way, please nang this.
^_^
ATTN: Simon Seow
– Hahaha. 1 kalat? Haha. Nowhere near to getting any kalat man. Haha
Ooo.. need resume ka? Professional resume makan masa ler.. Give you simple wan can? Hohoho..
[insert name] why you STAB me? =D
does it matter how much my wife earns and how much i bring home?... as long as i have enough to provide to the family and home, and she chips in her share and responsibility.....how much she earns is not an issue for me. and its not like i drive a kancil and she drives an Aston....thats different, thats a vast difference in socio-economy gap dy.
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