What Every Woman Wants (But Pretends She Doesn't)

1. Perfection + Flawlessness. That means bigger eyes, longer lashes, bigger boobs, a smaller waist, a tighter arse, longer legs, slimmer thighs, fairer skin, permanently great hair, hair-less-ness (at all the right places)... and the list goes on and on and on. If don't hear us complaining, it's cos we're either (1) in denial, or (2) only pretending, to be happy with what we've got cos it makes us seem like the grateful, non-superficial, beauty-is-more-than-skin-deep girls you guys think "good" girls should be like.


2. Surprises + Gifts. Surprise gifts work, too. =p But since you guys hardly ever get subtle hints (and sure, it's understandable how shopping for a woman may seem like rocket science to some *rolls eyes*), here are a more than a few boulders that may help. Think: Flowers, home-cooked dinners, things that glitter, self-written songs, romance poetry – the works! Just be creative. =p


3. A (genuinely nice) (good-looking) (well-mannered) (smarter-than-her) (wealthy-ish) man (who's taller than she is) (by at least a couple of inches). Us, girls, we aren't too picky with these things. =p Fine. The truth is, there aren't enough good men to go around lah. Pickings damn slim these days. So, ladies, if you've found your man, HOLD ON TIGHT! Hahaha. Shit, man. I must make sure my still-imaginary-not-yet-conceived-obviously-unborn son ripens into a good man with all the above one day so that he got market! *determined face*


4. Love + Affection. (Read: Manja-ing and care from the man mentioned in #3.) True wan, I tell you. All pretend act macho only now. No matter how tough a girl looks, unless you're dating her, you only think that she's tough. Don't forget you're still on the outside looking in on that M&M – soft on the inside, hard on the outside.

Ok, I think I've ratted my girls out enough. Time to stop.
Boys, remember that this is just the tip of the iceberg.

Heh heh.

Now, who wants a girlfriend, raise your hand.

*grin*

Sket leh.