For the first time since I started going to him, my hair stylist – the only person I allow close to my hair with a scissor in hand – screwed up. And I tell you, by my books, the man screwed up in big, killer whale-, mammoth-, Titanic-sized, QE2-kind-of-royal proportions. T_T
Look lah!
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Why the heck is that ugly tuft there???
I mean, really lah. LOOK AGAIN!
Why the heck is that ugly tuft there???
I mean, really lah. LOOK AGAIN!
What in the world is THAT
supposed to be, I ask you???
supposed to be, I ask you???
I told him, "Eh, Daniel. (That's his name, btw.) Remember last time I told you I wanted that 'accidental fringe'? Can cut for me again ah? I kinda miss it." Yeah, I miss it alright. The IT now being THE REST OF MY HAIR! ARRGHHH!!! Go away, leave me be, let me crawl under a rock, hide for all eternity and die alone. T_T
What I wanted was THIS:
But what I got is THIS:
KNS, cut until so bloody short.
Like super the y-u-c-k lorrr!
T_T
Like super the y-u-c-k lorrr!
T_T
And you know what? As he was snipping my hair off, I sim-ed. (English translation: Ducked in an effort to avoid.) But... too late. Cut already. And you know what's worse??? What's worse is what he said after he realised he made a mistake. The man said, "Oh." *insert pause while realisation kicks in as I blink blink and recover from my sim-ing effort* "Whoops." And. Then. He. Laughs. HE LAUGHS!
T_______T
Kill me now lah.
Or find me somebody to kill.
A little bit of pain relief would be nice.
Kill me now lah.
Or find me somebody to kill.
A little bit of pain relief would be nice.
16 comments :
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Why are you blogging 5am in the morning?? and i replying at 5.30.. lol~
Btw what is that on yr hair???
hmm, you should show a pic after your haircut, then can see nice or not :p
ATTN: Jan
– @_@ Why are you not asleep?!? Go to bed, woman! Me? I'm sewing. Hahaha.
And aiyo, my hair ah... haih. Sad case. The yellow stuff are hair clips the hairstylist used to keep my hair in place while he blow dry. My problem is with the fringe. As in... HE GAVE ME ONE. T_T
ROFL ....... for one hour.....
that gotta Pam epic picture of the week/May!
ATTN: Pam
I not asleep because i wanna check for your blog updates =x
Lol, kidding, preparing thesis...
Aisk, where did you cut your hair?? I hate it when the hairstylist does that too.. Emm, to think in the good side, the hair grows longer 1cm-1inch per month~
Stay cool :) you stil look nice :)
Somehow, I feel a strange connection to your plight. lol.
and you shouldn't be operating machinery at such unearthly hours!
soooo adooorabbllly cuuuute@!@!!!! *and naughty!*
all my comment no basis wan. make me look like no brainer sia. :x
=) I am sure you can get away with a bad haircut
*passes a knife to Pam*
*stands in front of Pam*
Anytime now
*closes eye and smile...*
ATTN: Jan
– Hahaha. Wah. You taking your masters issit?
I went to Kota Damansara to get my hair cut. My usual guy lor. Dunno what happened to him that day. T_T
I can't wait till my hair grows out.
ATTN: Mel0dramatic
– Hahaha. But you like your haircut! It's totally different! And you don't look like a tempurung. T_T
Hahaha. Can't operate sewing machines at odd hours? But whyyy? I need to destress and sew the blues away!
ATTN: §pinzer
– Not feeling very cute lor. Haha. And ya. No basis. Memang pun. HAHA.
ATTN: Resurrected
– AWWWWW. Sho shweet!
ATTN: Jeffro
– So I get to kill you? =D
pity you...nevermind over time it will grow. Me too, wanna see aftercut pic..please2.
ATTN: Manji
– Haha. I can't wait for it to grow out lorrr. T_T I shall keep my hair pinned up. Haha. In the course of a day, I've mastered the art of hiding the mistake. =p
pamsong: don't worry, my sis and I always got retarded fringe. They (the hairstylist) sometimes got their bad day. Their bad day becomes our bad hair day/week/month/year (depends on how terrible their days are =P)
It'll grow, dont worry. /pat pam on the shoulder like we are very friend like that.
Eh, so cute, just like you were 17.
ATTN: Ping Ping
– But but but... I don't want no bad hair dayyyysss/months/yearrrr. ='(
Hahaha. Very fren indeed! =p
ATTN: Simon Seow
– Haha. Not feeling very cute at the time lor. Haha. Painful okay. Just painful.
if that makes you happier.. you do get to kill me.. NOW HURRY UP and let's get over with it.. *closes eyes*
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