Friday, May 22, 2009

Masturbation Causes Blindness

Was in the pantry preparing my morning protein mix (yes, I've been taking it) and giving it a good shake in my baby Tupperware when Big Man Boss walked by. He gave me a once over, eyed the shaking Tupperware in my hand and said , "Don't do that! You'll go blind!"


Dengan muka penuh drama summore.

But... (o_O) Say wud?


So deep the double meaning. So many the innuendos. I had to Google it to be sure. And now I know. Eee, my boss dirty minded wan uh...


-_-'''

12 comments :

Random Post said...

That..can..be..call..sexual..harrashment..don't..laugh...and...make...joke...about...it...just...be...carefull...hehe...

Melvin said...

eh, protein mix? what product you use?

also.. i thought masturbation causes hair loss not blindness...

jack said...

shake??.. oh shot!!! ahhahahahahahaaa ur boss power!!! lolx..

Pam Song said...

ATTN: LiquidSilver
– Haha. Actually, that's true.


ATTN: Mel0dramatic
– I also dunno what brand. It comes in a sachet. I threw away the box di. Haha. My mom bought for me wan.

And I've never heard of the hair loss story with masturbation. You know it to be true? Cos I know the blindness wan is fake. Haha. It's a myth.


ATTN: Jack
– Hahahaha. Yeah, he quite power.

Melvin said...

aww.. that's nice.

Yes, it be true bout the hairloss. Read it in some science article.

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Mel0dramatic
– Yeah. Haha. I prefer the taste of Ensure though. But this one is said to be good, too.

And there are a few conflicting POVs with the hairloss theory. DHT and testosterone mumbo jumbo. But looks like they can't really prove it. Cos DHT drops for many reasons. Not only cos one masturbates.

test said...

MIX HERE AND THERE .... Got teh tarik ! *drink*

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Spectre
– Maybe I should tarik my protein mix one day. =p

Melvin said...

*blinks*

Wow... I, a purebred science grad stands corrected! lol

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Mel0dramatic
– Haha. The halfbreed Science grad beams and blushes. HAHA.

Simon Seow said...

Really? I don't belief.

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Simon Seow
– Haha. Why? If not you'd be blind by now? Hahaha.

Ok sorry. That was low.

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