Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Persaingan Sengit!

Remember that free F&N party-with-friends thingy I wanted to win? Well, now I stress. Persaingan to win is like so the very sengit lorrrr!!! ROAR! You see this fella! → *click* SO KIASUUU! And he’s not even from Penang, wei. Me, Penang kia sure cannot lose to him. AI PIA KA EH EIA LAH ZHI PAI!!! (That’s Hokkien for “Need to strive then only can win lah this time!!!”)


This is the game.




I need a game plan.
I need a strategy.


Cannot play play already. Need to work out a super power modus operandi in order to win this thing lah. Haih. Kiasu-ism is, as of now, the order for the day.


So, dear readers of Tinki Talks, I hereby present you my Win-A-Fully-Sponsored-Personally-Selected-Themed-2009-Birthday-Party-For-25-Friends-And-I grand plan. (Whoa. That turned out to be a real mouthful! Haha.)


1. Drink more F&N. (I need the sugar anyways.)


F&N Fun Flavours – so colourful!


2. Get my friends to drink more F&N and do my best to ensure that they DON’T THROW THE CANS AWAY ALONG WITH THE TABS. (Yes, Tim Tams, you know who I’m talking about, don’t you? >[)


Who says fathers get to escape the coercion? *grin* I didn’t
graduate with a major in Persuasive Comm for nothing. =p


3. Love the peeps I know who drink F&N and suck up to them kau kau so that they will gimmie their can tabs.


It is vital that those can tabs come with the F&N branding.


4. Hang around F&N can drink dispensers 24/7. (My office has one. And since I’m at the office so much of the time, I think this will turn out to be my most feasible MO.)


The dispenser I'm planning to sleep next to tonight.


So, yeah. That’s that.


I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win,
I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win,
I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win,
I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win,
I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win,
I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win,
I hope I win, I hope I win, I hope I win… I! Hope! I! Win!


ARGH!!! CUMMON, YOU F&N PEOPLE!


I have a medical condition that requires that I consume a lot of sugar. Doctor’s orders. So, where better to get massive doses of sugar than from carbonated drinks??? I WILL TURN OUT TO BE ONE OF YOUR MOST LOYAL END CONSUMERS! Lemmie win and I will drink soft drinks from no other manufacturer but you for the rest of my life. Deal or not??? ROARRRR!!!


*blink blink*

You know, I think I just hit a new low with the
the begging and the pathetic barter-trade offers. -_-

It’s time to change topic.


Have I told you about the first entry form I sent out over lunch earlier this week??? Not yet right??? (Terror or not? So smooth, right, my skill in changing topic? *grin*) Well, that’s what I did lor. I sent it out with lots of pecks and prayers. Haha. Even had my fingers crossed and eyes closed when I slipped it into the mailbox. =p


Me mailing the entry form.


Doing all I can to boost my chances at winning.


Stop judging me!

I need to do all I can in order to win lah!
CAN TRY TO UNDERSTAND A BIT OR NOT???

If anything, I’m doing this
for 25 of YOU also okayyy.

*grumble grumble grumble*

You’d better be rooting for my win.


Oh, and if any of you got connections to the peeps in F&N, HELP ME OUT, ok? Put in a good word, buy them donuts and coffee (I’ll pay you back lah, kiam siap! Just make sure you buy cheapo Maxim donut enough, ok? No branded J.Co or Big Apple nonsense. I a bit the pokai now.), ASK THEM TO PULL THE RIGHT ENTRY FORM OUT OF THE DRAW BUCKET! I’d be eternally grateful. And you’d get to sit right next to me next year when we’re attending the free, themed birthday party we’ve won. =D

23 comments :

yapthomas said...

okay okay!! i go ask my fren in F&N for you..

oh oh.. u better make my monies worth weh buying all those cans for you!! :P

i sure kena diabetes wan.. medical also on you lah!!

pamsong said...

ATTN: yapthomas
– Haha. Awesome! You got friend in there??? ASK THEM OUT GO YAMCHA WITH USSSS!!! I pay!

*grin*

ming said...

Please PLease Please Please support my little sunshine~~~~

I really really really want to attend her 25th Birthday, because this time I am gonna make sure myself bringing my own camera to take pictures of her and I, and also the party.

Your 21st birthday was black and lime green theme. Probably next year you can make it colorful (like F&N) theme!

and also some ketchup to play in the party will be great too!

Chris said...

eh, r u gonna use the theme i recommended?

1) use the Beach Blast theme that i laid out in here.

pamsong said...

ATTN: ming
– THAT'S MORE LIKE IT! Awww, you see? That wasn't so bad was it? Hahaha.

We'll bring down the house on Nov 21 if I win, ok? Haha.


ATTN: Chris
– I'm selecting most themes and will rotate preferences. Haha. Kiasu. =p

chingy said...

GOOOOODDDD LUCKKKKKKK!!!!!!111oneone

pamsong said...

ATTN: chingy
– Thank yeeewwwwww... AWWWEEESSOOOMMMEEEE!!!

Spectre said...

THIS CONTEST IS GOING BONKER! XD ROFL
LIDAT U BETTER GO TO C4 *carrefour* & sapu a contena of F & N Drink! XD

Huai Bin said...

OMG! Enemy at the gates!!!!oneone

Us Sarawakians are known for being kiasu too so it shall be a classic Penang vs Sarawak showdown.

I will be Vassili, you can be König.

Coz König ends up six feet under at the end of the movie. ;)

Seriously though Pam, I take off my (non-existant) hat to you. You're a great writer.

Huai Bin said...

The SixthSeal.com alliance hereby declare war against the rogue state of PamSong! :)

http://innit.nuffnang.com/view.php?id=52114

kennhyn said...

what the hell, is just F&N party, free soft drink.... if it's free beer then the fight include beerbeer also, but since is soft drink, I may as well enjoy my coke....haha

Simon Seow said...

I'm a KLian, so I'm split in the middle. Both of you should never have met that night. Both copywriter, both joining the same contest wtf. LOL.

ohyeahmoreyeah said...

SIXTHSEAL FTW! ;)

pamsong said...

ATTN: Spectre
– Cannot! I pokai!!! Howwww???


ATTN: Huai Bin
– Pfft! You Sarawakians are no match for us, Penangites. SEMANGAT KIASU PENANG FOREVAAAA!!!

And... Pawning your innit in my comment page!? Melampauness! Telling me I'm a good writer ain't gonna get you outta this. Haha. RAWR!

p/s: Who the heck is Vassili and König?!


ATTN: kennhyn
– Haha. Don't! Go drink F&N! And gimmie your can tabs! HAHAHA.


ATTN: Simon Seow
– No such thing as middle ground, Simon. CHOOSE! If you're not with me, you're against me. And that means war against you, too. Join me. Then we can take over the world.


ATTN: ohyeahmoreyeah
– TRAITOR!!!

Simon Seow said...

Okay. I'll choose stand in PamSong's side. Penang is in Semenanjung mah, so must support back Semenanjung's kaki. Also, if don't support you, next time you won't camwhore with me adi. :p

pamsong said...

ATTN: Simon Seow
– Ahhh, smart man. =)

Huai Bin said...

pamsong: Declaration of war have to notify your nation also mah. ;)
Eh, in the spirit of a fair fight, I nang you. You never nang me.
Dictator! Rogue nation! We shall bring you down. ;)

Simon: Betrayal!!!!oneone

Huai Bin said...

P/S - I even got my coworker to nang your post. See, our nation democratic one. Freedom of speech and all that. ;)

Huai Bin said...

Oh ya, I was scrolling too fast and didn't read that last part. Sorry for spamming your comments.

Vassili and König are the protagonists of Enemy at the Gates, movie circa 2000 about two snipers. Both very the 1337, trying to pwn each other.

CincauHangus.com said...

hijacks a F&N lorry and brings home. wahaha. im gona win this for me. :P

CincauHangus.com said...

organise a mini partyyy! but no alco. all f&n drinks only. wahahaha..

wait, my bday party is on the 31st, but ur thingy ends on the 31st. HOW?

pamsong said...

ATTN: Huai Bin
– I did! I did! I nangggggggg!!! And leave Simon alone! *stab stab stab*

And you ah... Now I know. Scroll only. Never read wan. Boo hoo. =(


ATTN: CincauHangus.com
– Pfft. You bluff. But if it's true... I WANT!

And what you talking about? If I win this thingy, it'll be next year ma.

Jeffro said...

Woah.. Ya better win! coz i wanna get a portion of the winnings.. *grins*

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