What in the world happened in my house over the weekend!? Goodness. Did some all-out-crazy booze-filled teenage party take place while I was gone? Goodness. Did the mice come out to play while the cat was away (I ain't no cat)? Goodness. Imagination going wild. Goodness. Brain running on overdrive. Goodness. Tensions running high. Goodness. Heart rate going up. FOR GOODNESS SAKES!
How long was I actually away for!?