It doesn't take a lot.
See? Women are soooo easy to please.
We don't need poetry, we don't need songs and we don't need novels to our name. (Note: I said we don't need. We just wish we could have all that, that's all. Heh.) Our men don't even need to be supremely verbally or artistically gifted when it comes to these things, really. No need for flowery words, fancy text, glitter glue and coloured paper. We're not as demanding as you think we are. As you can see, we understand Peter-and-Jane talk perfectly! It's even possible to get an "awww" out of your woman. Just like that!
Pleasing your lady isn't that complicated a procedure, guys. Our conditions are simple – as long as it comes straight from the heart (sincerity) and you're saying it with all you've got (effort). Easy.
Quite the lemon-squeezy, no?