But tea alone ain't enough. I need a wholesome meal. To start my day right, you know? In a bid to stay healthy so I'll live forever ever and never ever die. (Which is kinda the same thing when you really think about it, no? And my gawd, so many 'evers' in that sentence. Haha. I'm such a failed writer. A writer who rambles, too – ohlookatmeI'mdoingitnow. Argh, so fail. Kill me! Slay me! Slash my wrists and let me bleeeeeed!!! Haha. Drama. Nice. But, hmmm... I said I didn't wanna die. And I don't. I wanna live forever. So I shouldn't ask you to kill me. You know, I think I'm going around in circles now. I should just stop typing. This brackety thing is getting way too long anyays. Stop! Ok. Sorry. Shhh.) Indulge myself in a complete English breakfast that's just dripping with golden butter. Mmm. And must have ham, eggs and sausages wan. Or else don't count.
And that's all I said.
(In more Manglish lah, of course.)
Then Duh Roads leans over and says,
"Eh. Sounds wrong."
And then the babi big big grin me and asks,
"How many eggs? Two?"
Sigh.
Today confirm lah
– Duh Roads got dirty brain.
(In more Manglish lah, of course.)
Then Duh Roads leans over and says,
"Eh. Sounds wrong."
And then the babi big big grin me and asks,
"How many eggs? Two?"
Sigh.
Today confirm lah
– Duh Roads got dirty brain.
21 comments :
what today. it's everyday.
*passes a vial of youth potion* that is what you truly want.. =D
ATTN: ms.bulat
– TRUEEEE! She dirty minded every day! Ruin my purity only. Haih.
ATTN: Jeffro
– Hahaha. Only if it really works. =p
Ehh... u twisted the story! kononnya innocent...
Dua dua pun kotor mia....
And I thought Ms. Sexay is those innocent "cheng keng"(decent) type of girl manatau....
This is indeed a revelation.
ATTN: the workaholic dontwannabe
– I NEVEEERRRRRR!!! Yin wong ahhhhh!!!
ATTN: because I am a Rockstarr
– See?? Looks can be deceiving. Time we dressed her up in white and presented her to the gods of filth and double meanings. They'll love her. =p
@_@"
ATTN: Jeffrey Choong
– My thoughts exactly!
I need to work on the formula *puts on a doctor-like robe, pulls out a forging mask* All i need is some beef jerky, n a pair of new converse, then I think I'm set..
So when is the soonest I can get them from you? =D
You're too deep for me.
It's BACON not ham!!! :P And they taste much much better than (sp)ham. :O
Pam, who doesn't want to live forever? ;)
I'll give my left testicle (which is why I'm soliciting for spare testicles in MSN) for me to keep my memories and be 3 years old again.
Alas, it's impossible, unless there is a a God. If there is, I'll call you when I'm 3. ;)
Don't hang up ya. :P
telor dua biji..
*smirk*
i think i'll dropby mamak later..
Huh?
english breakfast wont improve your english. LOL!
ATTN: Jeffro
– Beef jerky. HAHAHA. Totally cracked me up. =p
And no. Go find your own beef jerky and Converse shoes. Hmmph! Success requires SACRIFICE, my boy! Learn laaa.
ATTN: Simon Seow
– Haha. Bluffs.
ATTN: [e]
– Eee. Bacon can see strips of fat wor. I geli. But yeah, they do taste better. Got lean bacon wan ah? =p
ATTN: Huai Bin
– Sick people don't wanna live forever. =p
ATTN: Jack
– Haha. When you stop by the mamak, be sure you're thinking of the right kind of eggs, wei. Haha. Nanti order datang, agua rupanye. Haha.
ATTN: choco
– Waaa. Really got so innocent or not you? Haha.
ATTN: Edi神
– HAHA. No, it definitely won't! =p
hahaha.. U got me there.. Well there's also a saying, take a shortcut to success.. =D
And guess what? You're the shortcut! *grins* So I collect them this sunday? The sooner I get them, the sooner it'll be completed.. *winks*
Hahaha... wait till she see her aussie boys..
ATTN: Jeffro
– Sheesh! You lazy boy!
ATTN: Thomas
– Who??? Who see whose Aussie boys?
Duh Roads's Aussie Boy...
ATTN: yapthomas
– Huh? You sure you got the story right? I don't remember any Aussie Boy where Duh Roads is concerned.
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