10 Of Life's Favourite Curve Balls

1. Rain only falls when you do your laundry. 
2. Water only boils when you're not looking. 
3. Traffic lights are always red when you're in a rush. 
4. Consider it trash, throw it away, need it the next day.
5. The phone only rings when you're in the toilet taking a piss.
6. There's never a public toilet close by when you r-e-a-l-l-y need to pee. 
7. When you're not looking for it, it's there. When you need it, it can never be found.
8. When there's no work, there's NO work. When there's work, there's TOO MUCH work. 
9. The Internet is only slow when you've got urgent mail (with attachments) to send or receive. 
10. Telco networks only fail when you're on important calls. (Or are on the phone listening to real good gossip. =p)

I kena 1 to 10 all the time.
Yeah, Life's that kind, didn't you know?

*snorts*

You leh?