Man MCQ

Why do men always, always fall into one of the following categories??

A) ...for Attached
B) ...for Boring
C) ...for Corrupt

I mean, cummon lah. It's frustrating to know that if men are exciting, interesting and single, they're usually as corrupted as my very-dead, lost-by-now, 2005, 60GB HDD. (Think: Bad Boy Ben.) On the other hand, if they're single and uncorrupted, they're usually as dull and boring as hospital food. (Think: Dull Dillon.) And if they're neither (read: relatively interesting and relatively uncorrupted – I mean, who's 100% interesting and a guaranteed 100% uncorrupted nowadays, anyways?), they're always attached. (That's Taken Timmy for you.)

Sigh.

Shit liao lah.

Hapee Bee-Dey

Banana Girl turned 26 today yesterday.

The birthday girl at Frames, TTDI Plaza
with her Häagen-Daz ice-cream cake.

Boys and girls, do yer thing, alrights?
Comment! Comment! Comment! And be
nice while you're at it. Thankyews yewww!

p/s: Please be extra careful to leave out sensitive words like aunty, aged and older. Thank you. SOME people tend to get touchy about things like that when they get to the wrong side of 25. *grin*

Breathe In, Breathe Out

Why do I keep doing the most ridiculous things?

Things that never fail to embarrass myself! Why!?


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BEFORE LUNCH HOUR


JC: *sarcastically* Thanks for the morning call, Pam.

Pam Song: *totally blur* Huh?

JC: At 8:30AM? *smile smile grin grin*

Pam Song: *still unbelievably blur* HUH!? What you talking about?

JC: *pulls weird crazed-stalker smile*

Pam Song: JEREMY CHEN! (Whoa, for once you see the name of the dude whom I so fondly refer to as JC!) STOP IT! TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW!!! WHAT MORNING CALL!? *frantically rummages through purse in search of my W810i*

JC: Haha. Haha. Haha.

I look through my dialed numbers and...

There. It. Was.

Jeremy McCann, dialed 8:27AM on 4 November 2008.

*groan*

Pam Song: Oh. My. Goodness. I can't believe I called you!!! I didn't even know! I was still in bed sleeping at that time, actually. Set my alarm at 8AM but didn't quite wake up then. Haha. (I ramble, I know. -_-) Did I wake you?

JC: Yeah lah! Like, 4 minutes before my alarm rang summore. Haih. And then I couldn't go back to sleep. -_- (Please lah. 4 minutes only sleep wat sai?)

Pam Song: Haha. I probably called you by accident while I was trying to snooze the alarm on my phone or something. Haha. *laughter dies and panic sets in* S-h-i-t. WHAT THE HECK DID I SAY???

JC: Nothing. You were breathing. In and out and in and out.

Pam Song: Oh. *blink blink* Hmmm. Okay. That's good.

JC: But you were breathing lah. In and out and in and out.

Pam Song: Wait a minute. YOU COULD HEAR ME!?! Oh my goodness!!! Was I snoring??? Huh!? Huh??? Hello, was I snoring or not???

JC: Nope. But you were breathing. Haha.

Pam Song: *slaps forehead* ARGH!!! MaluatioooOOOoooOoon!

JC: Pam, you were sleep-calling me. Heh heh.

Pam Song: SLEEP-CALLING!? Hahaha. Riiigghhhttt.

JC: And you sleep-called ME.

Pam Song: *rolls eyes*

JC: That was the closest I got... *evil glint in eye* ...to knowing what it's like to have you sleep next to me. Heh heh heh.

Pam Song: @_@ WHAT THE HECK!?! *totally freaked out* Waitaminute. How long were you listening to me???

JC: A looooOOoOoong time. *mischievous glint in eye*

Pam Song: Eeyer! So sick! Behave yourself lah! *smacks JC with the resident office bantal busuk*

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After much thought, I blame this missed call
*points below* for this embarrassment.

Jeremy McCann, missed call at 9:01PM on 3 November 2008.

It's officially JC's fault lah, I tell you.

Sigh. Damn kau shy wei. *blush* This experience tells me that Sony E's one-touch redial-your-missed-calls function isn't always a good thing.

I Don't Get Some Boys (-_-)

No pun intended.

*shiver up spine*

Got this in the mail right after the

Nuffnang Nokia Silent Halloween Party.

My email from hardcore Tinki Talks comment leaver – Jeffro.

Cool stuff. Testing 1, 2, 3 and all. Heh. Thing is,
the mail's fine but what I ended up not getting is this:




@_@

• tinki.talks@gmail.com
• tinki_talks@gmail.com
• t.i.n.k.i.t.a.l.k.s@gmail.com
• t_i_n_k_i_t_a_l_k_s@gmail.com

o_O ---------> ?!?

Yen na dei???

Why the many variants of this blog's email address lah?! It's just tinkitalks@gmail.com, okayyy. That's it. Nice and simple. No frills, no thrills, dots or underscores for me, thankyouverymuch. Plus, I think it's highlighted pretty clearly in my sidebar Space-For-Rent advert.

-_-

Me no gets some boys.

Myvi Special Edition Baharu!

Memperkenalkan kereta baru Photobooth..

MYVI SE (Special Edition) BARU!

Dari KIRI ke KANAN: Photobooth, saya dan Duh Roads berposing-posing bersama kereta baru Photobooth – Myvi SE berwarna hitam – di tempat letak kereta opis, lewat minggu lepas.

Kereta yang teramat paling bagus sekali (Puan Majemin pastinya marah dengan I kerana membuat faux pas Bahasa Melayu sebegini), pada harga yang teramat paling bagus sekali (tentu kena ketuk kepala kuat-kuat dan diberi jelingan maut) – RM54,000!

Tunggu!

Mesti tambah bintang-bintang palsu supaya keserian
kereta baru Photobooth ditonjolkan sepenuhnya.

Che-wah. Semacam bintang-bintang tersebut sedang berkelip-kelip.


Ahh, baru betul.

Tau tak apa yang paling aku suka? Kereta ini mampu mencari telefon bimbit bergigi-biru secara auto dan fungsi bercakap telefon boleh digunakan, bebas tangan! Syok kan??? Ya! Syok sekali! (Yang lainnya dalam Myvi SE baru ini, belum saya terokai. =p)

Eh, rasa saya, bintang-bintang kecil sahaja tak cukup lah.
Mesti tambah explosi bintang! (Maksud saya 'starburst'.)

Amboi, lala-nye gambar ni!!!

Ahh, baru ade ummph!

I Do? Or I Did?

Was YouTube-video hopping before bedtime when I stumbled upon this one that got my panties up in knots and my head cracking over one troubling thought.

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston during pre-Brangelina, happier times.

Don't know why but this video's got me all emo over the parting of ways between these two people who once pledged their undying love for each other. Maybe it's the choice of song – Home by Michael Bublé. It's always been one of those songs for me. You know? The kind that messes with my head and screws with my insides. Sigh.

Thing is, I'm trying to figure this one out but I can't.
I don't get it. So help me understand this:

Why do people who think that getting a divorce is okay,
bother getting married in the first place?

I don't get it. I don't get them.

And what sucks bigger time for anti-divorce people like me is that there's no telling for sure if the person you're with is one who's in it for the long-haul (i.e. forever-ever, till death do us part)... or not. What if you happen to pledge yourself to a person who's only going to do the same when things are going all fine and dandy? What if they're open to the possibility of telling you they love you one day, and then telling you that they don't anymore, the next? What if "I do" only means "I do... for now"? What then?

Cocorich Strikes Again!

After a 2-month hiatus, Cocorich came

a-poppin' by again with a second Korean.
(Old joke. Click here to gain insight. =p)

My second little Ko-ree-ah that arrived on the 28th of October 2008.

Wheee!

Excitedly NT Cutter-ed the courier bag
and peeked inside only to see this:

Plastic shopping bag in a plastic courier bag.

First thought?

"Eee. Downgrade already! I knew it was too good to last lah. Last time got nice nice tissue wrapper with ribbon and all to bungkus my gift. Now? Just normal patterned plastic bag only. Cheh. So potong!"

BUT NOOOO!!! I was wrong!

They gave me that plastic packaging AND
the usual tissue wrapper with ribbons and all!!!

See!!!

So nice, right??? Second time around
and it still gets me smiling like a goofball. Haha.
(Little things like polka-dotted tissue wrappers
and pretty ribbons matter to girls like me.)

I loved my gift the last time, but this time... they got my taste in clothes down pat. It's perfect! Exactly what I'd buy. Seriously! I'm not kidding. (Trust me, I know what they've got on that site of theirs. I've memorised it all. That's cos I lustfully went through the entire list of clothes about a hundred thousand times in the last 2 months. =p)

TADA!

(Click here to view this dress on the Cocorich website.)

Shan't show you what it looks like on me just yet. =p (Didn't you know? Mystery and Anticipation are two very good friends of mine. *cough cough*) All I'll say is that I already have the perfect event in mind to wear this to, and it's coming up just next month. Heh heh.


ARGH, I LOVE GETTING NEW FREE AND NEW CLOTHES!!! So, I guess that means another post shall be dedicated to this pretty pink Zebby, eh? (That's the name of the dress, btw.) Till then, stay tuned!

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Click on image to jump to site and shop, shop, shop at Cocorich!

The Nuffnang Nokia Silent Halloween Party

Over and done with.

Pulling a "shhh" pose outside the BBC after the party.

So many people. So many costumes. So much make-up. And so, so very weird watching people dance in silence. Haha. Had a good laugh over that with Flowers For V-Day Chee Wei. (It's been ages since I last saw the fellow! Can't believe he's back!) Anyhew, silent dancing's not one of my major concerns at this point in time. Not while my brain's floating somewhere between Awake and Dead. -_-

Boys and girls, it's bedtime!

Pictures to follow when I succeed in getting
my photo-editing butt into gear, alrights?

Nights! =)