Sunday, September 09, 2007

Peeve Me Twice, Shame On You

Peeve 1: People who walk like they own the road we drive on deserve to die gruesome deaths that include flying limbs and all-direction-spraying blood. When you see a car coming your way, RUN. This ain't Singapore. We don't care if pedestrians legally get right of way. Malaysian Way superceedes Right of Way any day.


Peeve 2: Zitty char bos with diamanté pimples and unsightly pock marks on their backs should be stripped of their license to own barebacked dresses/tops. Talk about breaching the Gross Scale by a few gazillion points. Ugh. *shiver* Overstep the low-back line and be dragged off to Pudu Jail for a FREE night's stay, courtesy of the MFPF (Malaysian Fashion Police Force).


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I'm thinking I get peeved a little too easily for my own good.

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