Tuesday, September 18, 2007

The Bourne Ultimatum

All he wanted to do was disappear. But where's the fun in that, right? No butt-kicking. No cars being blown up. No dead men to line the street. No blood. No gore. Equals no fun.


Oh, and of course it also means No Money
for the nice folks at Universal Pictures.

*cough*


So where was I? Oh yes, the the man wanted to disappear and get on with life with his sweetheart. But three movies later, he's still being hunted by the very people who've made him who he is and he's lost the love of his life to the killers on his tail.


We watched him survive an assassination attempt on his life after his survival was ascertained by parties he was once associated and affiliated with in The Bourne Identity.




We saw him put the very skills that cause him his pain and misery to his advantage in order to survive and escape his ever-returning, highly-haunting, deeply-troubling past in The Bourne Supremacy.




And now, we see him making his way all over the world (and kicking butt while he's at it) with only one thing in mind: to go back to the beginning and find out how he got into this action-packed mess in the first place in The Bourne Ultimatum.




Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Check that muscle man out, man.
Jason Bourne would so neuter/kick/whoop/smoke James Bond's arse.


Bond has some major bucking up to do cos Bourne's the way to go if you're DVD-hunting at Batu Ferringhi. No, no, wait. Scratch that. Splurge a little for good action and watch The Bourne Ultimatum at the cinemas. The big screen's the way, baby! Only then do you head up to Batu Ferringhi and get the DVD for RM4 (DVDs allow you to forward and rewind those jaw-breaking sessions as many times as you'd like and you even have the option of slowing the fighting scenes down for a better look). You can purchase Casino Royale if they run out of The Bourne Ultimatum and you're a millionaire with money to burn and no friends to hang out with.

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