Girls Don't Fart 💨

SOMEONE – we all know who but the WHO didn't wanna admit 👀 – mysteriously farts in the car on the way home from lunch. A super duper smelly fart that makes lunch wanna come back out again. 😷🤢🤮 And so, begins the blame game. I have a family of XYs so I’m usually left out of the equation. For sure innocent ma. 🙆‍♀️ Thing is, today, everyone claimed it wasn’t them. 🤔


The Husband: Then it’s mommy la.

JJ: *immediately* NOOOO! 

The Husband: Yes! 


JJ: *defensively* NO! Mommy doesn’t fart! 

The Husband: *intentionally pushes the issue to rile him up* Yes! I heard before! V-e-r-y loud. And v-e-r-y smelly. 

 JJ: *getting angry* NO!!! Mommy NEVER! EVER! farts!! Right, Mommy???

You're right, Son.

Mommy never ever farts. 🙅‍♀️🙆‍♀️

Clever boy la, you. Sayang! 😘