Post-Wedding Rants

Why do I have to end up doing it myself when I have already paid you to do it better? Why do I have to see things you should have seen way earlier; and notice things you should have noticed, too? Why do I have to do the work you were totally paid to do; and pick up the mess you were so not hired to leave behind? WHY??? If you think this is fair to me, you're kidding yourself. Cos it's not. And no, I'm not being a difficult customer. >(