Friday, May 22, 2009

Too Cool For School

Seconds | Minutes | Hours | Days | Dates | Months | Years

See how they come together here.




Genius.

Masturbation Causes Blindness

Was in the pantry preparing my morning protein mix (yes, I've been taking it) and giving it a good shake in my baby Tupperware when Big Man Boss walked by. He gave me a once over, eyed the shaking Tupperware in my hand and said , "Don't do that! You'll go blind!"


Dengan muka penuh drama summore.

But... (o_O) Say wud?


So deep the double meaning. So many the innuendos. I had to Google it to be sure. And now I know. Eee, my boss dirty minded wan uh...


-_-'''

GGS02E25, "The Goodbye Gossip Girl" Episode

Oh em gee, I think I just watched
the last episode of Gossip Girl Season 2.

*sweats profusely*

And I tell you, the drama's crazy-insane!

(Don't worry, no spoilers up ahead.
Only a lot of teasing. *grin*)


If you haven't watched it yet (pfft, laggard), you better prepare yourself for what you're about to see. Cos in "The Goodbye Gossip Girl" episode, Dan meets... Little Jenny becomes... Lily and Rufus are now... Blair and Chuck finally... Vanessa and Nate have decided to... Serena discovers that... Carter was helping... Georgina specifically asked for... Gossip Girl is going to... And then... And then...


*frowns*

And then WHAT?! AARRRGGHHH!!!
The suspense thereafter is killing me!
Somebody please just tell me what happens next!

*pause*

*blink blink*

Wait. Forget I said that.
Give me spoilers and I'll kill you.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Monsters Vs. Aliens

NOTE: Worry not. Tread without fear. No spoilers here.


Left a frivolous comment on a whim and ended up winning myself a pair of tickets (out of the 30 pairs that were set to be given out) to watch the Premier Screening of the 2009 computer-animated 3-D feature film from DreamWorks Animation and Paramount Pictures – Monsters Vs. Aliens!




Courtesy of Nuffnang and their blog competition lah, summore what? Click here to view said post. The screening was held last night at TGV, KLCC. And, mind you, it wasn't just any El Cheapo Premier Screening. The movie was in THREE-FREAKING-DEE WEI! Lose the damn 3-D glasses can kena fine RM150 wan. -_-' Anyhoo...


FIRST TIME WATCHING A 3-D MOVIE!
WITH GEEKY 3-D GLASSES AND ALL!


YapThomas, Duh Roads, yours truly and MEL0dramatic.


Haha. So many exciteds.


Sorry lah, I've been a 2-D movie gal all my life. Lagging kau kau. But to tell you the truth right, I was so blur that I didn't even know it was a 3-D movie till they started handing out the glasses. HAHA. See lah. I can join a competition, win it, then not know what I competed for. Haha. Fail.




Here's the trailer:




The movie? Ok ok lah. The 3-D show-off bits (i.e. the meteorite and bouncing ping pong ball) at the beginning were fun. Thereafter, the plot lost my interest so... bleh. Awessum 3-D, but not so awessum storyline. I thought that the lead lady toon was hawt though. In a girl-next-door kinda way. (Yes, I check out toon girls. And no, I wasn't cheating on Pop Princess. She was a different kind of hot. =p)


Anyway, enough about the movie.

It's camwhore time!

I gave my extra ticket to MEL0dramatic.


Gila babi putih macam hantu. -_-


Cyclops would be soooo jealous if he saw us. Haha. And if you haven't already guessed by now, I hate flash photography. Hate hate hate it. I really do. It just doesn't work with my skin lah. And mind you, what you see here is already post-Photoshop. -_-' Sigh.


YapThomas gave his extra ticket to Duh Roads.


Duh Roads and I. This is a slightly better flash-on picture.
Even so, the Photoshopping was still damn kau. Haih.


Didn't manage a pic with Thomas himself cos the fella was sitting too far away. And in case you were wondering, this was the comment I left that won me the tickets:




Haha. Totally frivolous. But should you find yourself with an unquenchable desire to discover my posts on "Boobies", here are the links: Rihanna’s Got Funky Boobies | Boobie Size And How It Affects Brain Size | Ah Beng Jeles… Man Boobs To The Rescue!!!


Ok. Enough goofing around. Back to work.

Remembering Lost Souls

Blackie (the menacing skull-face on the left)
and Photobooth (the screaming girl on the right).


Ah, good times, good times.

Perseverance

It's the ability to endure through hardship, trials and tribulation. To take rejection, survive it, and to then decide to allow its hurts and negativity to fuel positivity that will only spur you on and drive you closer to your goal. And you keep at what you do by pressing on, hammering away, staying on course, going the distance and not settling on no for an answer.


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When the world says, "Give up,"
Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
– Author Unknown

. . .

Success seems to be largely a matter of
hanging on after others have let go.
– William Feather

. . .

With ordinary talent
and extraordinary perseverance,
all things are attainable.
– Thomas Foxwell Buxton

. . .

You can't go through life quitting everything.
If you're going to achieve anything,
you've got to stick with something.
– From the television show Family Matters

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Hmmm.


Perhaps Perseverance does work in the favour of the persevere-e when it comes to life in general, career and some of the other things we pursue and hope to attain in time to come.


But does Perseverance
really apply to all things?


Cos when it specifically comes down to a man's pursuit of a woman, how much is too much effort to put into The Chase? How much is too much to give? And how long is too long to wait? A month? A couple of months? Half a year? A whole year? Two? Three or more? (I'm not exaggerating. People do wait this long. Take my word for it. I know.) But come on... is there even a deadline to The Pursuit if you're sure she's the one for you?


I don't know.


But what I do know is this: I consider myself extremely blessed to have experienced what it's like being on the receiving end of this steady persistence. Cos, to be really honest with you, it's a nice feeling. Being pursued relentlessly and being in the know about it – it's nice. And if anything, to me, it's an honour knowing that someone (still) considers you a worthy "investment" (of their time, effort, money, etc...) over extended seasons (though faced with "drought" and "famine" of sorts at times). A great one.


But then it got me thinking:

So what's the real deal with this BGR,
Man-On-The-Hunt, Boy-Wants-Girl issue now?


Does the guy with GUT, GULL, PLUCK and COURAGE end up with the girl? Or does the one with PERSISTENCE, TENACITY, ENDURANCE, LONGSUFFERING (why does that word have to sound so negative???) PATIENCE (ahhh, found a better word) and STICK-TO-IT-IVENESS be the one to whisk her off into the sunset when the credits roll?


You tell me.


Cos I've heard it said a million times over that those who dare, win. But is being daring all there is to snagging the girl of your dreams? I'm not so sure of it anymore. Cos I found that Persius put it pretty eloquently, too. He says, "He conquers who endures." And maybe – just maybe – the man could be right.


Speak up, ok? I'd like to hear
your thoughts on the matter.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

For Photobooth, From Photobooth's Comp, Using Photobooth



Our tribute to the woman who just left with a bai.

OMGWTHFFKBBQCKN, She Just Left!!?

We're all reeling in shock from this evening's discovery.


Photobooth is gone! Like, she left us! GONE! BYE BYE! SAYONARA! CIAO! TOODLES NOODLES GOODBYE STUPID MONKEY SWIMMING IN THE SEA KIND OF GONE! And she did it kthxbai style WITHOUT even the courtesy of giving us a simple kthx summore! ROAR!


Thank goodness we were swift. (I clued in when she grabbed her two never-wash-before jackets on her way out.) And she was scatter-brained. (Left her notebooks so she had to come back for em.) So we managed to catch her for a quick crying session farewell by the lifts.


The grinning Botak, the crying Photobooth,
yours truly and uh, half of Duh Roads' face.


Sorry, picture senget. Take again.




Ahh, better. =)


Too bad didjital missed out on the crying. So here's my effort in getting the poor boy into the final pic of the Photobooth diaries.


From Left to Right: Botak, didjital, Photobooth,
yours truly and uh, still half of Duh Roads' face.


Shyats. I hate goodbyes. T_T