Wednesday, July 18, 2012

10 Of Life's Favourite Curve Balls

  1. Rain only falls when you do your laundry. 
  2. Water only boils when you're not looking. 
  3. Traffic lights are always red when you're in a rush. 
  4. Consider it trash, throw it away, need it the next day.
  5. The phone only rings when you're in the toilet taking a piss.
  6. There's never a public toilet close by when you r-e-a-l-l-y need to pee. 
  7. When you're not looking for it, it's there. When you need it, it can never be found.
  8. When there's no work, there's NO work. When there's work, there's TOO MUCH work. 
  9. The Internet is only slow when you've got urgent mail (with attachments) to send or receive. 
  10. Telco networks only fail when you're on important calls. (Or are on the phone listening to real good gossip. =p)

I kena 1 to 10 all the time.
Yeah, Life's that kind, didn't you know?

*snorts*

You leh?

7 comments :

JK said...

1 - 10 check! But for me no. 5 only happens when I'm bathing!!! Dun know which is worse :p

neena said...

Campus days. You get home early all the time. ONE TIME you stayed out till late, your mom calls.

Pam Song said...

ATTN: JK
– Hahaha. Yeah, it happens to me when I'm in the bath, too! But at least for those I just don't bother. When I'm peeing, I try to rush the "process" and by the time I'm done, it's all for naught cos the person hangs up just when my butt leaves the toilet seat. -_-''' Waste of effort.


ATTN: neena
– Hahaha. Bad luck, girlfriend!! =p

JK said...

It's getting too graphic :p

Pam Song said...

ATTN: JK
– TMI, I know. But then again, it's Tinki Talks. =p

Zhen Ying said...

We're all on the same boat!!!!

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Zhen Ying
– You, too?? Drats. =p

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