Wednesday, March 09, 2011

Cos It's Weird When You're A (Straight) Guy

There are things that (straight) guys should never do.


Like go to the toilet together. (Even if both need to pee badly, one dude waits. End of discussion.) No holding hands or linking arms. Or even sharing an umbrella. No matter how heavy the rain or bad the storm. Sharing clothes seems a little odd, too. Oh, and sleepovers are definitely out. Especially when there's only one bed involved. Bad if it's a Queen. Never if it's a Single. Raised pinkies are forbidden. That balance-out-the-weight-of-the-drink nonsense is bull. And those who say it know it. The use of foundation or any form of BB Cream or concealer is just wrong. Even if you've got craters that would make the moon blush, pimples as big as of ping pong balls, and scars the size of Texas all over your face.


Why?

Cos it's just weird when you're a (straight) guy.

BUT NOT IF YOU'RE A GIRL! =D


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You boys can keep your pee-standing thing.
We'll have everything else, thank you. =p

11 comments :

jack said...

hey.. whay are u trotting over to our(men) turf?? keep to ur girlie post!! :p

Chun Leung said...

-_-"

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Jack
– Hahaha. Define girly post. =p


ATTN: Chan
– Dun sweat. HAHA.

Lissa said...

Lulz. >.>

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Lissa
– True kan? =p

Lissa said...

Yus, of course! :D

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Lissa
– Ahh, if only the boys knew. Cos SOME guy said that it's actually not a loss for them since they can't do all that we can. =p

Lissa said...

LOL.

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Lissa
– He says "not a loss". I call it "denial". =p

Lissa said...

Definitely denial. *nods*

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Lissa
– Ahh, if only they knew. =p

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