Saturday, February 20, 2010

What Every Woman Wants (But Pretends She Doesn't)

1. Perfection + Flawlessness. That means bigger eyes, longer lashes, bigger boobs, a smaller waist, a tighter arse, longer legs, slimmer thighs, fairer skin, permanently great hair, hair-less-ness (at all the right places)... and the list goes on and on and on. If don't hear us complaining, it's cos we're either (1) in denial, or (2) only pretending, to be happy with what we've got cos it makes us seem like the grateful, non-superficial, beauty-is-more-than-skin-deep girls you guys think "good" girls should be like.


2. Surprises + Gifts. Surprise gifts work, too. =p But since you guys hardly ever get subtle hints (and sure, it's understandable how shopping for a woman may seem like rocket science to some *rolls eyes*), here are a more than a few boulders that may help. Think: Flowers, home-cooked dinners, things that glitter, self-written songs, romance poetry – the works! Just be creative. =p


3. A (genuinely nice) (good-looking) (well-mannered) (smarter-than-her) (wealthy-ish) man (who's taller than she is) (by at least a couple of inches). Us, girls, we aren't too picky with these things. =p Fine. The truth is, there aren't enough good men to go around lah. Pickings damn slim these days. So, ladies, if you've found your man, HOLD ON TIGHT! Hahaha. Shit, man. I must make sure my still-imaginary-not-yet-conceived-obviously-unborn son ripens into a good man with all the above one day so that he got market! *determined face*


4. Love + Affection. (Read: Manja-ing and care from the man mentioned in #3.) True wan, I tell you. All pretend act macho only now. No matter how tough a girl looks, unless you're dating her, you only think that she's tough. Don't forget you're still on the outside looking in on that M&M – soft on the inside, hard on the outside.


Ok, I think I've ratted my girls out enough. Time to stop.
Boys, remember that this is just the tip of the iceberg.

Heh heh.

Now, who wants a girlfriend, raise your hand.

*grin*

Sket leh.

14 comments :

sy1n said...

more! more! more!!!

estherlauderlyn said...

Operasi Train Jantan number...?

Unknown said...

haha .. im raising my hands!! it's tough looking for the right girl sometimes.

Pam Song said...

ATTN: sy1n
– Hahaha. Wait lah. Got to think also. Wait for inspiration to drop down from the sky. =p


ATTN: estherlauderlyn
– Wah, actually, I also cannot remember which number already. Hahaha. Your sister's rancangan tergendala liao. =p

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Simon
– Lucky for you, there are more good girls around than good guys! BWAHAHAHAHA!

Unknown said...

then i must wear bigger glasses, bigger power ..

Lissa said...

I haz a good man. :) Holding on tight. ^.^

Whaley Bear said...
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Whaley Bear said...

Haha! You must be REALLY bored in Penang! How is the island treating you, babe?

On another note, I think some of the most gorgeous women in this world are tanned skin, so fairer skin are only for typical Malaysian men, Chinese men to be precise, suka. =)

jack said...

ooh.... more to the list... mmm...

Resurrected said...

Not sket =P

Happy lunar new year!

陳一豪 said...

tigher ass harder to shit worrr how?

test said...

After reading your requirement?I decided to wave *white flag* XD

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Simon
– Haha. Haven't noticed good girls around? Tsk tsk. You must have not been looking at the right places! =p


ATTN: Lissa
– Smart woman. =)


ATTN: Whaley Bear
– The island was hot and humid. Can die wei. Beh tahan.

Nope, it's not only Chinese men who want fairer women. Malaysians in general. Official liao. We just ran a research. That's why whitening skincare is such big business. =)

Worldwide, it's a different story. But locally, it is so. And my blog is damn local. Hahaha. Cannot more tempatan already.


ATTN: Jack
– Kalau ada inspirasi. =p


ATTN: Resurrected
– Che wah. Terror! Haha. Brave man, I see. Hahhaha. Happy CNY!


ATTN: 陳一豪
– You really damn kau gross lah. Cannot tahan you. If cannot shit, go get enema. Sure lausai. =p


ATTN: Spectre
– HAHAHA.

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