Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Mother-Daughter Talk

If you think I'm crazy, wait till you meet my mother.
(And FYI, I say that with all the love I have to give.)


Mother: (Out of the blue. Very seriously thim.) I think I need a career change.

Pam Song: @_@ Why!?

Mother: Well...

Pam Song: But but but... *confused* WHY!? Being Media Director not fulfilling meh? Then what you wanna do? What you wanna be?

Mother: (Without skipping a beat.) Grandmother.

Pam Song: @_@ WHAT!? -_-'''


Hmmm. Looks like I'm not the only one
who wants some new blood in the family.

Stress.

20 comments :

yapthomas said...

Good choice tho, Aunty. heheh

Pam Song said...

ATTN: yapthomas
– Walauuuu. Whose side you on now???

sheon said...

i also want a career change.

i want to be a husband!!!!!

Pam Song said...

ATTN: sheon
– Haha. Thomas is single and available. GO! GO! GO!

test said...

HA HA HA ! well the pre~quirement is obvious right!ROFL...... Aunty I support u! XD

sheon said...

Thomas is single and available... thanks for the info there, maybe i go tell Elton John see if he/she (i gave up liao) fancies.

I want marry nice and sweet career woman lar. Any candidates?

Unknown said...

Christmas Comic Relief

and the conversation continues...


Mother: And with that I mean, one spawning per year.

Pam Song: (Double) @_@ WHAT!? -_-'''

Mother: Boy can be called Stinki, girl can be called Pinki.

Pam Song: But but but... *excited* WOW!? I am thinking of joining The Bachelorette dating show, I believe fate will greet and meet me with a prince charming from a far far away land. I think when that happens I will change my name to Lady Spamalot (Spam-A-Lot) (a spoof of Sir Lancelot from King Arthur).

Mother: Or I could also enter as a judge in the "So you think you can be my son-in-law" dance/dating my daughter tv show.

Pam Song: THAT'S SETTLED!!


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Merry Christmas, Spam. Off to KK 2nite!

Huai Bin said...

Pam, please find attached my resume for the position: Father of PamSong's Offspring.

I hope you will give my application due consideration. Thank you.

YL said...

chris damn lame -.-"

haha. your mother is cute luh.

yapthomas said...

Must I choose side? *_*
Can I choose both? :P

AND.. why am I getting lifted to the table of offerings!! *ggrrr*...

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Spectre
– Wah! Suddenly you best friends with my mom ah!?


ATTN: sheon
– HAHAHA. Elton John's old and wrinkly lah. Haha. Bad choice. =p

And you want a career woman!? Amazing. I'm surprised. Few men want career women. They're too insecure for her.


ATTN: Chris
– You and your additional lines again! Ke-gatal-an!

But this part: "So you think you can be my son-in-law dance/dating my daughter tv show." was damn funny. Haha.

Have a merry Christmas, Chris!


ATTN: Huai Bin
– HAHAHA. Seems like your application got lost in the mail! Please check back later. Perhaps it'll show up then. =p


ATTN: Yi Ling
– Haha. Yes, he is! And yes, she so is. Haha.


ATTN: yapthomas
– EEEEEEE. Tham sam! And you get lifted to the offering table cos you were the only other comment leaver at the time. Haha. So convenient!

Jeffro said...

Ooo.. Count me in! I wanna change job too! Ermmm.. I wanna be Kai Kor to the new blood.. wahahahaha

Hmmm.. then that makes you my [insert name]! Oooo.. [insert name]!!!

Anonymous said...

Hahaha...Aunty rocks! Ringing time up bell liao.....Mwahahahaha =P

sheon said...

i dont want a wife to just wait for me to come home every night. i want a wife who also stamps her mark in the corporate scene by day, and home to share our stories and lives at night and weekends!

Simon Seow said...

Signal to tie the knot. 3 carat diamond ring. 99 stalks of roses. romantic dinner.

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Jeffro
– Hahaha. Khai kor? Urm... resume pls? HAHA.

And STAB STAB STAB!


ATTN: Adrian Lim
– Haha. My mother kan cheong di. =p


ATTN: sheon
– Whoa. That's exciting... but rare. Not many men can handle that lah, seriously. Especially not if the girl ends up earning more than they do.


ATTN: Simon Seow
– 3 KARAT!? You siao ah? You want my hand to drag on the floor when I walk down the aisle issit??? Haha. 1 karat enough lah. Haha. *grin*

Simon Seow said...

Does this mean that you already got your 1 carat and I'll be getting invitation to your wedding soon? lol

By the way, please nang this.

^_^

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Simon Seow
– Hahaha. 1 kalat? Haha. Nowhere near to getting any kalat man. Haha

Jeffro said...

Ooo.. need resume ka? Professional resume makan masa ler.. Give you simple wan can? Hohoho..

[insert name] why you STAB me? =D

sheon said...

does it matter how much my wife earns and how much i bring home?... as long as i have enough to provide to the family and home, and she chips in her share and responsibility.....how much she earns is not an issue for me. and its not like i drive a kancil and she drives an Aston....thats different, thats a vast difference in socio-economy gap dy.

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