Thursday, September 04, 2008

Let's Do Some Body Math

I need to gain 2 more kilograms cos I believe that I'm just 2 kilograms shy of perfect. (I'm in need of an ego boost right now so just diam diam and let me talk.) And I'm splitting it this way:


500 grams each up there,
then 500 grams each behind.

*frowns*

No wait. Scratch that.

750 grams each up there,
and 250 grams each behind.

Yeah, yeah. That's more like it. =)


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He said, "Pam, you're perfect the way you are. I've gone past looks. I'm not shallow anymore. Seriously."


There... I got my ego boost. =)

Eat yer heart out, Ah Beng.
The boy is mine.

*grin*

17 comments :

Anonymous said...

i hope u r talking about ur left and cerebral areas, Pam...

SY said...

Oi u only child ah...talking to urself! Lol...

Unknown said...

How to make sure the pounds or kilos are goin to the right places?

sheon said...

you're perfect the way you are......

Pam Song said...

ATTN: lomantik
– Haha. That should leave you guessing for days, right? =p


ATTN: SY
– Haha. Yes. I'm an only child. We have odd tendencies. =p


ATTN: Chris
– Focus your mind. Mind over matter. Zen yourself. Woo-sah.

Tee hee. I don't know. You tell me!


ATTN: sheon
– Haha. Hey, I've heard that line before!!!

SY said...

HAHA!! Yes yes, classic symptoms...i recognized it. :p

zecount said...

hey where's the other kilo suppose to go then???

Pam Song said...

ATTN: SY
– Haha. Why? Are you one? =p


ATTN: zecount
– Eh?

sheon said...

is it an offense to repeat the truth?

estherlauderlyn said...

I'd go for a kilo each up there! Hahaha I mean.. ME lah not you. you are proportionate enough.

sheon said...

esther......confidence in your ownself is also sexy....not only the size of your assets.

zecount said...

1 kilo each??? a bit overkill right??

Pam Song said...

ATTN: sheon
– YES! It's called plagiarism! =p And stop hitting on Esther! She's a taken woman!


ATTN: estherlauderlyn
– You know... That ain't too bad an idea. Haha. Maybe I should try that equation too. But... dunno whether can topple over or not. HAHAHA.


ATTN: zecount
– You all say only overkill. But eyes all follow wherever that 1kg goes. -_-

sheon said...

i am NOT hitting on esther! i dun even know her.... :P

so, wishing people happy birthday is also plagiarizing? hahahaha???

Pam Song said...

ATTN: sheon
– BLUFFSSSS!!! I'm telling her bf!!!

And hello, how is Happy Birthday the same?

sheon said...

hahaha....pam..you're instigating !!!!!! yeerrr...so bad wan pam pam. :P

Pam Song said...

ATTN: sheon
– But but but... It feels so good I don't want to stop! =p

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