Guys, I'm gonna say this once and I'm gonna say it loud and clear so that it'll finally hit you hard and get into those thick skulls of yours that seem to contain nothing but air when it comes to the matter I'm about to discuss. All you monkeys out there who prowl my blog and hound my MSN chat box... you had better listen up and listen good.
I. AM. NOT. GETTING. MARRIED.
So stop asking me if I'm going to get myself wedded soon. Stop asking me when 'my turn' will be. Stop asking me if I enjoyed 'the honeymoon' last week. Stop asking me anything that's even in the slightest bit associated to the topic of white gowns and lacy veils cos I'm pissed enough with the hounding I've received thus far.
And I've had more than enough, for long enough.
So, enough is enough. Just quit it, alright??? This is really getting on my nerves and it sure as hell isn't funny. Never was, if you must know. Hear this: If I'm to get married, I'll blog it. If I don't, then nothing's happening. It's that simple. So just STOP. Stop all of it. I'm NOT getting married. And that's final. Now, beat it.