Saturday, March 15, 2008

Trial #3: The One(s) That...

NOTE from The Author: The following post you are about to view took so, so, SOOO much effort. Really! Labour time almost killed me. It's ridiculous how much thought goes into bimbo blogging lah, I tell you. R-i-d-i-c-u-l-o-u-s. I look at XiaXue with newfound respect. She can keep her throne. May the Queen of bimbo blogging have long life and reign on high forevermore. Man sui man sui man man sui. (I'm sorry if you don't understand Mandarin. I'd gladly translate that for you if I knew what it meant.)


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So let's let (whoa) the story begin.


Male-Ah-Lian Joel looked at us and said, "Eh, the two of you so matching today lah!" And that was the beginning of all things bimbo. Why? Cos as far as I know, bimbos camwhore and post their pictures on their blogs for all to see. All I had to remember while carrying out this project was that every picture needed to be different... but not too different. Just the way bimbos do it.










*rolls eyes*


Really la guys. Was that bimbo enough, ah? I'm tired lah. This bimbo blogging thingy is so not working out for me. You think working out meh? I think my IQ dropped to 40 over the last 2 days, wei. -_- Oh, and there you have it. You've met the infamous Ah Beng (whom I shall refer to as Ah-Beng Ben for the next 5 days).


Countdown: 5 days

12 comments :

luxen said...

Haiyoh... never advertising with McCann, all the employees too much time on their hand one.

luxen said...

hrmm... then again, maybe this people all very efficient. Can finish everything on time.

... or seng li boh aneh ho, got time to do all these.

pamsong said...

ATTN: luxen
– Haha. Excuse me, it's a mark of champions. To know how to work hard and play hard. All work and no play make advertising ppl dull duds. =p

And seng li too ho loh. We're looking for ppl. You know anybody who want job ask them apply lah.

David Cheong said...

Lol fuuuhhhh! And I though I'll never live to see the day pamsong displays so many of her cam-whore pics on her blog...

hahaha yes, it is so bimbo-fied, you should start pinking-ish your blog as well!

LOL I still dunno what to wear to nuffie's party dang!

pamsong said...

ATTN: David Cheong
– Ya man. Tell me about it. I also never thought that day will come. Eeyer... I also feel so weird wanna bimbo until liddat. Haha. And no way I'll pink up my blog, man!!! YUCK! That's the last straw lah. That wan overboard di. I beh tahan.

And about the nuffie party, just wear what you're wearing TONIGHT. Then it's REAL pajamas. Haha.

But wash first lah. =p

sheon said...

i'd be looking like a tramp!! however, i shall be wearing my more presentable sleep-uniform, my ever trusty reversible nike basketball singlet*.


*the ultimate single piece of clothing a guy can possibly own. when one side is dirtied, you can always flip to the 'cleaner' side.

pamsong said...

ATTN: sheon
– Aiyo yo. So ai sui!!! And looking presentable doesn't bump up your social standing if you're gross okayyy.

yung . said...

You looked good wut.. Should post more and more of your pics up!!

luxen said...

I read that Xiaxue blog... my skin is still crawling.

Can't... stand... her *faint*

pamsong said...

ATTN: yung .
– Subject to further thought. I've got 5 days left. =p


ATTN: luxen
– Haha. "Juicy CAN???" Hahahahaha. Classic lah she.

Samuel said...

lol.... okay you got potential to write a bimbo blog...

dunno whether should I say this....

keep up the good work...:P

pamsong said...

ATTN: Samuel
– Haha. Dang, that can't be a good thing... Haha. 4 days. 4 days. 4 days.

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