NOTE from The Author: The following post you are about to view took so, so, SOOO much effort. Really! Labour time almost killed me. It's ridiculous how much thought goes into bimbo blogging lah, I tell you. R-i-d-i-c-u-l-o-u-s. I look at XiaXue with newfound respect. She can keep her throne. May the Queen of bimbo blogging have long life and reign on high forevermore. Man sui man sui man man sui. (I'm sorry if you don't understand Mandarin. I'd gladly translate that for you if I knew what it meant.)
So let's let (whoa) the story begin.
Male-Ah-Lian Joel looked at us and said, "Eh, the two of you so matching today lah!" And that was the beginning of all things bimbo. Why? Cos as far as I know, bimbos camwhore and post their pictures on their blogs for all to see. All I had to remember while carrying out this project was that every picture needed to be different... but not too different. Just the way bimbos do it.
Really la guys. Was that bimbo enough, ah? I'm tired lah. This bimbo blogging thingy is so not working out for me. You think working out meh? I think my IQ dropped to 40 over the last 2 days, wei. -_- Oh, and there you have it. You've met the infamous Ah Beng (whom I shall refer to as Ah-Beng Ben for the next 5 days).
Countdown: 5 days