Thursday, January 24, 2008

You Can Only Eat Chicken Rice With The Right People

Eating chicken rice isn't as easy as you may think it is. It's an art. And when it comes to art, you always, always, ALWAYS hang with artists with the same style as you have. If you're a rocker, you don't hang with crooners. You ONLY hang with other rockers. And if you're a crooner, you don't hang with punks. You ONLY hang with other crooners. That's just the way it is.


And that's the same way it is with chicken rice.

Breast meat people should ONLY
eat with other breast meat eaters.

Roast chicken people should ONLY
eat with other roast chicken eaters.

Or else... sure suffer.


I happened to have lunch with every-other-part, white-mix-roast chicken eaters last week. Regret, sia. Even after eat still hungry. Why? Cos there wasn't enough of my kinda chicken to go around. And then summore super suey. They ordered white and roast, half chicken. Seemed quite okay, right? Mana tau, THE BREAST AND THE ROAST MEAT HAPPENED TO BE ON OPPOSITE SIDES!!! -_- So that means all the breast meat ended up being white chicken and the glorious roast chicken was all thigh and backside. SUEY AHHHH!!!


So after picking through the roast chicken and nudging the white chicken for whatever lean meat I could find, I settled on this Rice vs. Cucumber vs. Chicken ratio.




Pathetic but... if close one eye, can eat lah.
And then I ran outta lean roast chicken meat.

*gulp*

Si liao.

Nevermind. Eat cucumber and rice enough.




Sad case. Look at what went to waste.




Eeyer. Got blood summore.

Haih. I don't understand how people eat this crap. Yuck.
No artist quality lah these people. No standard. Yuck.

YUCK.

5 comments :

Kirsten said...

so between roast thigh and boiled chicken breast, which would ya prefer ??

and next time, kok yan kiew kok yan geh..

Anonymous said...

ya lor.. u can order ur own one ma..

but i think u would go out with those folks again la.. since not ngam.. cin ma huan....

so next time can be more seng mok lo... :P

Anonymous said...

hahaha....you mixed with the wrong lunch partners liao...=P.

like Kirsten (the ant's smacker)& CS said; order separately lor..=)

Charlie said...

eeeeellll, so growse lah you, take all those picture, make me lose my appetite only.

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Kirsten
– Definitely roast thigh. I can't stand the smell of white chicken lah. Like very bloody liddat. And ya lah!!! I wanted to order my own. The woman say, no need laaahhhh. Order together laaahhhh.


ATTN: CS
– I wanted to! They dun let!!! =(

Regret. And ya la... will go out with them again. But won't eat chicken rice loh. Haha.


ATTN: adrian
– Yeah, man. Different chicken requirements and preferences. Haha.

Ma huan. In the end go hungry.


ATTN: Charlie
– So nice my pictures!!! So sharp, so clean.

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