Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Mati Engkau!

There are cockroaches in the house.


BIG.FAT.JUICY ones, I know. They creep, they crawl, and they dash in and out of crevices like they own the place. Pfft. As if they do. I do not fear, when HeroInBabyPink a.k.a Johnson's pH5.5 is near!


TADA!




And not especially when HeroInBabyPink comes with 250ml free body wash. Heh. All the better to squash them bugs with.


So, bring it on, roaches! I fear not your six legs and two feelers. They don't scare me. They don't even make me cover my eyes with a pillow like horror flicks do. You're nothing, ya heard that? NOTHING. Twice, we crossed paths. And twice you find your juices flowing freely towards the drain cover. Your insides flowing along with it. Flap those feelers and thrash those legs. Nobody cares. NOBODY.




Two, and counting.
And it's only been five days.

Heh.

By my hand, you face death. And you succumb.

21 comments :

estherlauderlyn said...

& pam, dont make me clean up your cockroach mess again i tell you. the last time i saw that.. that.. thing in the bathroom still moving, with a trail of.. stuff on the floor i nearly died ok.

Anonymous said...

u had to put the corpse on camera ..u sick lah ...really really sick

Anonymous said...

Ehem...This lady is really "pin-thai" (cantonese) wan... taking the glory for inflicting misery to a bug. really sick! Perhaps she experienced too much trauma from soaking in expired sauces....haha =P

Pam Song said...

ATTN: esther
- Haha. Whoopsie. It's still there. Not nice to flush it down the drain la, you know? Especially while it's still alive. Give it some time to rest in peace a bit. =p


ATTN: zecount
– But didn't you just luuuurrrvvveee the pic?


ATTN: adhojlim
– Haha. Inflicting misery? I think not. Eh, I'm SAVING THE WORLD from these PESTS okay! Never thank me summore wanna caci me. Melampau.

Anonymous said...

-_-''' *sweat*

Anonymous said...

Manalar I berani mencaci our Queen...hehe..onlylar female cockroach betelur one.. so how you know the one you killed is female oneler?..hahaha =P

Not bad huh! our Queen even can see thru the gender of cockroach...where you learn wan har? *grins* Hahaha =)))

Anonymous said...

*gag*

Girl... you need to move house. Move in with me! Then we boleh car pool. Hiak hiak...

supersara said...

omg you kill it with the bodt shower container!

i will never look at it the same way again...

Pam Song said...

ATTN: adhojlim
– When did I ever mention that that roach was female?!


ATTN: erin
– Haha. Ooo! Ooo! Can I, can I? I'm serious! But just for some weekends. Can ah? Preddy please?


ATTN: supersara
– Haha. Love that bottle. It saves you from roaches that roam the home. And love the roach killer. =)

Anonymous said...

Oooo....only by killing the female cockroach ones can save the world la! No mama roaches so no baby roacheslor... haha =P

Anonymous said...

The solution of the pH that you used is 5.5 (so it is a little bit mildly acidic). So how can this pH killed the cockroach?

It only makes sense if the solution you poured onto it sucks up all the H20 properties from the body of the cockroach and makes it dehydrated...so check on the cockroach if it still alive when you are back from work...hehe =P

Pam Song said...

Oh. My. Goodness.

Do you really have to think that far?

I just SMASHED THE DARN THING with the BOTTOM of the bottle!

Anonymous said...

saylar earlier...tot u soaked it in with that solution... hehe...hmm wat shall i call you.... Roache Killer! haha =P Enough gloooooryyyy boh?! hahaha =))

Pam Song said...

Uh, I think no need to say wan lor. I think that with a squashed roach, EVERYBODY can see and understand wan lor. You a bit sesat.

Anonymous said...

haha..me sesat? the bug is not kemek enough...so tot u torture it chemically...tot tat u are solar generous to give it a bath....haha =P

*Ki Si Our Queen*(Hokkien)

Anonymous said...

aiyah..wrong spelling...should be *Khek Si our Queen* hehe =P

Pam Song said...

Oh my goodness you just asked your queen to die.

Anonymous said...

eh..eh..in tinki talks....no Queen no fun oneler..so she must LIIIIIVEEEEE LOOOOOONNNNGGG one! =P haha

Pam Song said...

Haha. Or else no split personality issit? Haha. Ppl, too direct, also boring. Queen vs. Tinki gives added twist. More zing.

Anonymous said...

I'm serious too! You can come stay with me on weekends dear, no problem. In the meantime, I'm trying to convince God to move out the disgusting boy in the room next to mine. Then you can move in!! Wheeeeeeeeeeee...

Pam Song said...

Yeeessss! Haha. Thankyou you, dear! Will let you know when I'm looking into claiming that sleepover ticket. Haha. In the mean time, keep praying! Haha. See you tomorrow! Mwah mwah!

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