Got this in an email and thought it rocked. Enjoy.
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NOTE: The following story has been edited in accordance to
Tinki's grammatical whims and fancies.
Tinki's grammatical whims and fancies.
A woman is set to fly to Italy for a 2-week company training session. Her husband sends her to the airport and says, "Have a good trip," as he drops her off. The wife answers, "Thank you, honey. Is there anything you'd want from Italy?" The husband laughs and says, "An Italian girl!!!"
The woman kept quiet and left without a word.
Two weeks later he picks her up from the airport and asks, "So, honey, how was the trip?" She replies: "Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?" asked the husband. "Which present?" she asked. "The one I asked for – an Italian girl!" says the hubby. "Oh, that," she said. "Well, I did what I could. Now all we'll have to do is we have to wait for few months to see if it's a girl."
Moral of the story:
Don't ever test a woman.
She is dangerously intelligent.
Don't ever test a woman.
She is dangerously intelligent.
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Come on, girls, show me your girl powweeeeerrr!
*snicker*
Sorry. Lame, I know. Inside joke. Laugh not.
Come on, girls, show me your girl powweeeeerrr!
*snicker*
Sorry. Lame, I know. Inside joke. Laugh not.
36 comments :
i bow to your majestic presence...pls spare your humble servant
Wise one, you are turning out to be. Keep up the good work.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. (to quote ol Brett Butler)
And frankly too, all these feminism postings.... aren't you being a little full of rage for such a young woman ?
*sigh*
You know, Pam, you are smart, funny and really beautiful.
If you can slow down a minute there and 'smell the roses', so to speak, you might just find that men are actually really really wonderful. Just like you.
*sigh*
hahahaha ... i think the moral of the story should be .. men and women think differently ...way to different in this case hahahaha
Nah. They're not feminism postings. And did you even notice? It was tagged as a joke. But perhaps it was a little more funny to me than it was to some others. HAHA.
Nah, no rage. If anything, it's more disappointment than rage. A woman scorned and all that perhaps. I dunno. Or maybe it's cos, like you, I adopt a different personality online. Dunno la.
I smell roses all the time. Sometimes, they even smell better than men.
ATTN: Zecount
– Whoa. You were MIA for a bit, weren't you. HAHA. What's been happenin, man?
Yeah, men and woman are different. But I guess as long as we're aware of each other's differences and try to make the best of it, we'll survive.
hahaha yeah.. a bit busy nowadays
Whoa whoa whoa... Could it be that Leon's been, uh, fishing? =p Come on. Spill.
I have always believed in 2 things:
Be flexible - When one thing don't work, try the alternative, and
Flattery - It works ALL the time.
Cheers :)
hahaha ...fishing yes of course .. fishing for articles !! hahahaha ..assignments lah sista dun really have the time to really do SERIOUS fishing lah :)
ATTN: Leon
– Haha. Well, you tried your second alternative, alright. I don't think it worked this time, though. Heh. Better luck next time! I'd suggest an Option 3. =p
ATTN: Zecount
– Awww. Poor thing. Haha. It's okay, it's okay. Maybe one of them library girls may kena "sot" by your charms and funky glasses. I SAY GO FOR IT!
You know, technically, if you wanna fish, you'll need to start doing something else...
"Row, row, row your boat,
gently down the streeeeaaam,
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
life is but a dreeeeaaaam!"
Start rowing, okay?
* sweat* *pengsan*
do i really have to row?? *whine*
Haha. You think you can just float and the girl will drift your way!? Dang! No wonder you're single! Move those arms, boy!
ONE! TWO! ONE! TWO! ONE! TWO!
No i was thiking that the fish will kinda .... in some way ...maybe... who knows ...end up in my boat heheheh
Oh *picks up oars* do i really have to ?
Haha. If only life were always that easy. You wish la. Haha. Fishes may swim past. But if you don't try to catch, all they'll do is swim through your nets and out the other way. Haha.
*throws net to Zecount*
Now, MOVE!
ok ok moving moving ... no need to shout
*rowing boat* *throwing net*
Haha. Never shout. Just stressssssing my point. Haha. Now, it's time for the million dollar question. So who's the fish? Jeng jeng jeng. =p
eh ..i assignment also belum finish fishing manalah have time to fish for serious fish oh
Haha. If not fishing also at least choose the lake already, right?
wa lau weh .... u in ah relentless one leh ...korek until like that ..nose bleed nanti baru kau tahu
Haha. Curious maaa. Takkan Australia never tug at your heart.
well got lah liang mois but that's it loh ..good to see, nice to have a chat, great as friends but nothing much loh .. i mean i'll be off in like what 1 year?? like u said long distance relationship ..i rather not
Ahh, I see I see. Okay, then I understandings. Since you're gonna come back and all, then a bit hard. That wan is permanent long distance till marriage after you return. That's torture, I tell you.
But Malaysian girls leh? You know? Maybe from hometown or from KL. Haha. You never know. =p
*rolling eyes* ok ok will update u IF anything happens ok ?? deal?? u'll be eh ...lets see ... number 10 to be informed ok ??
Waa, too much. Why #10 wor?! Take away that zero la. Nobody wants it there anyways.
sigh ..thing is ur not the only one that ask me this question dy ...so u can guess how many dah ask lah ..i go by serve come serve first serve basis ... even if alphabetical order u'll ..still be one of the last of the "firsts" to know HAHAHAHAHA ... oh and there is the big IF u know
unless though if i PUBLISH it like david then a whole diff system lah like that HAHAHAHAH
Haha. Everybody waiting to hear leh. But wei, you very unfair lor. I ask from last year wei. Takkan I'm one of the last of the firsts! Sure at least top 5, right? I appose the alphabetical order thingy. First come first serve and alphabetical order different also wat. What talking you?
HAHA. The publishing thing has been done before la. No fun di. Take out a full page, full colour ad. GO FOR IT, man!
Wait wait! I wanna say this...
"Aww, man! That's like, you know, like, so last year, dude!"
*snicker*
u think last year ur the onli one to ask meh .. ok lah ok lah ...i revise my list to see ngam or not ..eh eh eh the full page that one reserve for wedding one mah *big big big grin* ..everyone waiting to hear?? got bo so geng ... gila leh
oh and eh ... "soo whatever *throws up hand* speak to the hand "
Haha. You didn't say you do the neck thing. You know? When you say "speak to the hand", you NEEEED to do the neck thing or else no effect wan. HAHA.
Aiyo. Wedding you have to go double page spread. Centre of newspaper. Too bad now NST no longer big sized. If not use that wan. Even more terror. HAHA.
Ahem.
"Like, you know, whatever."
*flicks hair then blows on nails*
By the way, that "whatever" was with the neck thing. =p
aiya the hand thing n the neck thing go hand in hand what.. no need to say also know liao lah
"like .. duh"
Eh no no. Cannot assume. Some ppl who read dun have the "grOOve", you know? Be sensitive la! Have you not learned anything from Operasi Train Jantan!?
Operasi Train Jantan?? what's that ?? heheheh *ignorance is bliss*
Waa, cari mati.
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