Thursday, March 15, 2007

Wa Beh Hiao "Bowl" Laaa

I've been invited for a bowling night out.

HOW?!





Si liao la zhi tau.


I haven't bowled in a decade (I'm not kidding) and as far as my memory serves me, I used to suck at it. I can't bowl for nuts. I'm sorry. Correction. I can't even bowl for friggin' peanut skin, man.


Orang Utans bowl better than I do.

*blink blink*


No, wait. That's not a good enough comparison. They resemble us too much. They've got hands, legs and opposable thumbs, just like we do.


Dolphins bowl better than I do.

*blink blink*


No no, that doesn't work either. Marine biologists have recently discovered that dolphins have evolved opposable thumbs. Plus, they're pretty darn smart for marine mammals. It's gotta be something else.


Aha! I got it.

Earthworms bowl better than I do.

*grumble grumble*


When one goes bowling
but doesn't exactly know how to bowl,
all one does is pay good money
to wear other people's smelly old shoes.

– pamsong, 15th of March 2007


*grumble grumble*


If I'm going to pay to roll big round balls heavier than a baby down a straight lane all night long, all I have to say it that the company had better be good. Whatever the case, I'll shoot anyone who even dares stifle a giggle. Laugh and I'm slamming a bowling ball into your face. I promise you, I will.


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p/s: If you didn't know, March happens to be
America's National Peanut Month.
Yeah, them Americans celebrate everything.

37 comments :

Jono said...

very inspiring Pam, very inspiring ....

Pam Song said...

Thank you. It took a lot out of this cacing.

Anonymous said...

so how did it go?? patah jari ke or finger nail?

Jono said...

why cacing anyway.... ?

"Pam can bowl no better than a tuna can"

haha...

Go you bowl la.Then let us know how it goes.

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Zecount
– Haha. I GOT OUT OF IT!!! It's supposed to be tonight but I managed to wriggle my way out of it. Wahahaha.

Nah. Kidding.

I forgot that I pre-promised someone else a movie night out so, there goes bowling for me.

I ain't no cacing.


ATTN: Jono
– I dunno why la. Haha. For its lack of limbs and bones kua. And no. I'm mighty sensitive about tuna cans. A Diploma classmate of mine once compared us girls to a tuna can and said that the darn can was better. CHEH. That killed his chances with any girl in my semester. HAHA.

Anonymous said...

how to compare girls and tuna cans??

Pam Song said...

That's why la! Cannot! Ish. The bugger went on and on. It was a 10 minute presentation I think. Can't remember already. For public speaking. Boy, were we pissed. We boo-ed him off the stage. HAHA.

Anonymous said...

how did he compare it ?? i seriously cannot see any resemblance

Pam Song said...

He said that the darn can of tuna is better in the sense that you don't ever have to go shopping with it, you'll never have to spend money on flowers for it, etc etc... Bleh. That kind of nonsense la. Memang patut kena stoned to death. CRUCIFY HIM!!!

Anonymous said...

ahhhh...but can the can of tuna talk back?? can it give u back rubs???
hahahah silly silly little man

Pam Song said...

YEEEESSSS! Leon, I see Brisbane is good for you. That WAS a silly silly man. Bravo. You have entered the light. Welcome, welcome.

Pam Song said...

Correction. After much thought, I believe it was cos you met Grace. HEH.

Anonymous said...

CHEH !!!! what so u can ask her to sabo me is it??!! hmph ... i'll shall convert her and come on lah u ... first thing u told her was le-off ...jahat lah u ...meanie tinki

Pam Song said...

Haha. No no. Never ask her to sabo you. It was me doing my part as your friend to introduce her properly to you. What better way than to tell her your nick name? It brings her past "just acquaintances" into "we are friends". See? I did you an honourable service. I should start charging.

BEST regards,
Sweetie Tinki

Anonymous said...

*glare* u are sooooooooooo gonna get it in the tooshies man ... already it all in a list and when i come back i'll give it to u all satu kali

Jin said...

wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahaha
whahahahahhahahahahhaha

Pam Song said...

ATTN: Leon
– Sigh. What happened to gratitude, and thankfulness, and appreciation, and gratefulness!? Sigh. What is the world coming to.

*shakes head sadly*

My heart goes out to you, Leon. May you find peace within yourself one day. May you learn to find enjoyment in the little things in life once again. Will keep you in prayers. And don't worry. It's still a small small world. My prayers will reach you. =p


ATTN: Jin
– Well, hello there! Haha. Finally Jin's popped by. Welcome, welcome. And I like your comment. Good one. I think Leon will like it too. *grin*

Anonymous said...

hmm ..maybe i can ask my spies to whack u a bit ... no no .. the satu kali one sounds a lot better ... eh n u not doing anything good for me ok ...more like ..u better be kuai kuai leon, i got "kawan" in brisbane ...very near you somemore ..i can read between the lines also tinki .. oh n yes me likes jin's comment very much

Pam Song said...

Spies? Cheh. I can smell out a Leon Spy from a zillion miles away. No sweat. Sap sap water.

And no la. The hinting thing isn't any fun. Not nice wan. I don't play games. I'm a sharp shooter. Aim and fire, run and never look back. HAHAHA.

Why Jin quiet di?

Anonymous said...

they wouldn't be called spies if u can smell out blerr ... n besides kena u kau kau on ur birthday summore wanna say u good at detecting pies ..tak tahu malu lah tinki

Pam Song said...

EH EH EH!!! I kena you back okay! Are your ears still ringing? Nyek nyek nyek. =p

Anonymous said...

i shall wear ear plugs next time ..or better still ....we'll just tape ur mouth hahahaha

Pam Song said...

HAHA. Like you could even come near my mouth! Pfft. Think of something else, okay. That plan's so not gonna work. Haha.

Anonymous said...

yeah rite... we shall try n see hehehe

Pam Song said...

It's me against you. No bergang-gang. Sure you mati kau lat pekak badak.

Anonymous said...

eh ..ur birthday where gor onli me one person one ...sure already bergang-gnag what hehehehe ...come on lah take it like a man ...eh i mean women ..aiya so ma fan ...take it like jacob la ... oh better yet take it like shirley jie lah ... what goes around comes around leh heheheh

Pam Song said...

I dun care. It has to be one-to-one fair fight or not fight at all. Be prepared to ddiiiieeeeee.

*insert Robocop soundtrack here*

Eh, you think this Jacob so gracious ah? He will pull you in to die with him also wan la. Open your eyes a bit. Nobody's THAT good wan.

Anonymous said...

hahahaha .... this is called mutual alliance ...if it comes to that then break off alliance loh hahahaha ...but when one has a common target ...enemies also can become friends hehehehehe ...strength in numbers tinki MUAHAHAHAHA ...prepare to be crush by the horde!!

Pam Song said...

Pfft. Crushed by the horde. Cheh. You watched Kungfu Hustle or not? You saw her power voice or not? I shall work on mine. Apa horde also no use. All fly away when I open my mouth. Plus I'll be sure to eat a lot of garlic and onions before I kung my fu. Heh. Sure die.

Anonymous said...

cheh ...that Lion Roar technique onli can focus one way lah .. we the horde shall attack u front back left right up down centre (any directions missing?) asalnya every way la ..see how u block hahaha ...oh n we shall be armed with air refresher-ners hahahaha ...ambi purrrrr

Pam Song said...

Oh goodness. You even know the name of the roar. Eh, you need to watch better movies la.

HAHA. Suddenly I remember Ambi Pur. HAHA. That was fun man. Poor Barry got it right in the face. That's what you guys get for ganging up against me in an all out sabo fest. HAH! Tinki KICKS BACK! ...sprays back. *grin*

p/s: You forgot all the diagonally across directions. =p

Anonymous said...

u need to watch more kung fu movies and series lah ...so simply technique also dunno

This time maybe we be arms with tomato sauce hahaha ... i think no need to surprise liao lah ...when ur birthday come sure kena sabo dy lah ...u have no where to hide tinki hahahaha

Pam Song said...

"So simply technique"

That's what you get for watching TOO many Chinese kungfu movies and series. Heh.

Thine England rocketh.

Yeah man. You said it. I think that everybody knows that they'll get sabo-ed. The culture is such. It's just a matter of when, where and how. Scary wei. Haha. NEVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN! Life's too short to die when you're finally one-up with a new candle to your name.

Nevermind. The good thing is, there's always payback. Heh heh. That's when the fun really begins.

Anonymous said...

ok ok ..typo ok ...i'm still not use to the button positions ok .. and i'm glad to say that i never kena b4 heheheh ...always i kena other ppl HAHAHAHA

Pam Song said...

The 'E' and 'Y' keys are not THAT near lo. Excuses only. Just like Jacob. How come you never kena before? Your birthday tak ngam timing and you're back in your hometown?

Anonymous said...

yeap yeap
always my birthday i'll be in Sabah hahahaha ...escape kau kau

Pam Song said...

Waaa. Then ma very sad lor. Nobody sabo also no fun wan. Does depression rear its ugly head?

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